I had a dream that Scott the woz played music for some reason and did a live show where he busted out untitled by bla. It then made me realize how much these three look just like the band.
In Tobey Maguire’s Spider-Man 2, there was a scene where Peter gets fired from a job and Aunt May gives him her last $20 as a birthday gift. To me that was a Peter Parker that hit rock bottom
Mind you, all Scott Cawthon ever did was be a pro-life Christian, and he was dragged through the mud and relentlessly harassed by leftists who went as far as going after his kids for it, until he decided to step away
They are STILL mad at him for that
Dude stole two cans of Redbull and gets a BOLO posted by the police department. What happened to my beloved country? I used to steal mango Arizona's almost daily and I'd get chased out of Walgreens the old fashioned way. Fuck this surveillance state
TikToker Daniel Larson has been released from prison after pleading guilty to threatening an FBI agent
He will reportedly spend two years on supervised release, with his phone monitored for troll interactions
>be short guy who works out
>get a nice physique start getting online clout and sponsors
>get a long term gf who says she loves you
>constantly makes videos about getting married and how height doesn't matter
>become a source of inspiration for short guys
>gf gets some popularity online too and even gets her own sponsors
>gf leaves him for a guy who is almost an entire foot taller
bleak