mary-kate and classy

all I know is zoo-wee-mama!

[mary-kate and classy @CallaAdubofour]

Nobody puts baby in a corner

im baby

[mary-kate and classy @CallaAdubofour]

I also, frankly, would not have named her JonBenét

[mary-kate and classy @CallaAdubofour]

If I was JonBenét Ramsey’s mother I would’ve done a WAY better job covering up that murder

[mary-kate and classy @CallaAdubofour]

What the fuck is Blu-Ray

[mary-kate and classy @CallaAdubofour]

So true bestie

[mary-kate and classy @CallaAdubofour]

You’re born from dust and wind, passive-aggressively do dishes, and then you die.

[mary-kate and classy @CallaAdubofour]

Famous comedian bf and niche artist gf

[anna ◡̈ @notablyanna]

is it so funny to me that acting awards are separated by gender. yeah nice oscar.... for a GIRL

[mary-kate and classy @CallaAdubofour]

Cream cheese sushi exists xx night 😘

[mary-kate and classy @CallaAdubofour]

@ReithHumphreys Thanks for the support🥰! I haven’t gotten to that gem yet but when I do you’ll be the first to know #spykids3D

[mary-kate and classy @CallaAdubofour]

Hi again. Steve Buscemi is in Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams. That’s all I got for you tonight but I think it’s pretty good❤️

[mary-kate and classy @CallaAdubofour]

Hi guys. George Clooney is in Spy Kids. That’s all I got for you today but I think it’s pretty good❤️

[MERLYN! @merlynwood]

IM G0IN TO STEAL MICHAEL CERA’s FANBASE

[mary-kate and classy @CallaAdubofour]

People in documentaries be like: you have to understand that life at this time was impossible to understand and because of that, the repercussions of the way of life at this time was indeed very different to the comforts that we are accustomed to in the modern world.

[mary-kate and classy @CallaAdubofour]

Why are melenials SO scared of the word restaurant that they are forced into using “eatery” instead? Where does that fear come from and how do we normalize calling a restaurant a restaurant again??

[mary-kate and classy @CallaAdubofour]

My least favourite cliche in movies is couples arguing while brushing their teeth. Dental hygiene won’t be mad if you take a pause jfc

[mary-kate and classy @CallaAdubofour]

Currently playing scrabble and I have all the letters for “kazoo” but no space for it:( Now if that’s not the perfect metaphor for my life idk what is🤷🏽‍♀️

[Reith @ReithHumphreys]

It’s fascinating how, with an entire crew of professional sound mixers, lyric writers, track composers, and song editors, musicians still seem inclined to create songs dedicated to instructing the listener to simply move from left to right.

[mary-kate and classy @CallaAdubofour]

@seanpcc Did I ask? 24/7

[mary-kate and classy @CallaAdubofour]

Saying whats on ur mind is ok. Being above average height is ok. Realizing that u and ur biological father have completely different moral beliefs is ok. Going on a journey to find urself (&ur estranged father in nyc) is ok. Eating cotton balls is ok. Do what u need to do to cope

[mary-kate and classy @CallaAdubofour]

People actively tweeting to 12 people being like “Ayo what country y’all from????☺️😉🇦🇶🇨🇦? #international” like calm yourself

[mary-kate and classy @CallaAdubofour]

@ReithHumphreys Yeah I turned into Will Farrell. ‘Twas wild