Michael Callahan

Writer, editor, novelist, raconteur, curmudgeon.

[Michael Callahan @CallahanWrites]

@SteveCizzle Me too. Especially when I hold the door for someone and they blow by without a word.

[Michael Callahan @CallahanWrites]

This final season of “Hacks” on @hbomax is borderline unwatchable. Why do shows always go one season too long?

[Michael Callahan @CallahanWrites]

@gayguycandleco If she's the nominee in 28 it won't matter who her running mate is. We will lose. Period.

[Michael Callahan @CallahanWrites]

@CoreyWriting The hell we do.

[Michael Callahan @CallahanWrites]

@vanillaopinions And he shouldn’t have left Downton Abbey. Same for Rene Jean Page. Fans make these guys famous and the first thing they do is turn their backs on the people who made them stars.

[Michael Callahan @CallahanWrites]

@ZavalaA Nomenclature like “First Partner” are why we keep losing elections. Good grief.

[Michael Callahan @CallahanWrites]

Watching @espn NFL Countdown devolve into an infomercial for Draft Kings is just such an incredibly sad statement on the death of media.

[Michael Callahan @CallahanWrites]

Hate watching #EmilyInParisSeason5 and the only thing I can think is: WHO decided that styling Lily Collins to look like Gloria Vanderbilt at 70 was a good idea?

[Michael Callahan @CallahanWrites]

This fucking ghoul.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Is it all that surprising, though?

Trump’s 3 basic reactions to death:

1) People with different politics: their fault for not liking Trump

2) People with unclear politics: oh well bad things happen, what a shame

3) People with his politics: what a tragedy, this is why the left is evil

[Michael Callahan @CallahanWrites]

#heatedrivalry answers a question none of us could have foreseen asking: What if Hallmark did gay porn?

[Michael Callahan @CallahanWrites]

@Tim_McManus Amazing. Thank you, Tim. You were an amazing partner and friend to Pat.

[Michael Callahan @CallahanWrites]

Whoever did the casting of #HolidayBakingChampionship this year needs to be fired. What a terrible cast.

[Michael Callahan @CallahanWrites]

Imagine—IMAGINE—if Obama had destroyed the East Wing of the White House without any approval or oversight. This thug president ruins everything.

[Michael Callahan @CallahanWrites]

@afra_art56 Yes he is!

[Michael Callahan @CallahanWrites]

We strike out way too much. #Phillies

[Michael Callahan @CallahanWrites]

Strikeout. Strikeout. Strikeout. Strikeout. Does anyone on this team take batting practice? #Phillies

[Michael Callahan @CallahanWrites]

Watching the MLB Network announcers call this Phillies game from my house in LA, I have never missed @TMacPhils more. This announcing is horrible. #Phillies

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Oh cool I can do that too.

Red states with ZERO Dem house seats:

Oklahoma
Arkansas
Iowa
Utah
Nebraska
Idaho
Montana
West Virginia
Alaska
North Dakota
South Dakota
Wyoming

Red states with just ONE Dem house seat:

Mississippi
South Carolina
Tennessee
Kentucky
Kansas

Should I keep going?

[Michael Callahan @CallahanWrites]

Loved writing this tribute to the late Wallis Annenberg for Vanity Fair.

[David Friend @DavidMFriend1]

RIP Wallis Annenberg, who gave so much to so many
https://t.co/hTtZ5CDwk6

[Michael Callahan @CallahanWrites]

Loved producing this!

[UCLA @UCLA]

In 1975, two Bruins clashed in one of the most shocking @Wimbledon finals matches in tennis history. Watch UCLA Magazine's The Triumph of Arthur Ashe as we prep for this Sunday's showdown.

https://t.co/sXRXQijApf