Callaman

this generation's Shakespeare

[Callaman @Callahanicus]

All I want is for Target to put out the Halloween decor

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

I know everyone is upset about the Starbucks cup and the water bottle in Game of Thrones, but they’re taking away women’s rights in Alabama. #seriously

[t @redheaded_wreck]

I’m glad he’s seeing consequences for his actions of having irresponsible sex. Maybe he should have kept his legs closed if he wasn’t ready to take responsibility for his actions :////

[Nancy Shrew @thelineupx]

Brienne writing about Jaime: He is the nastiest skank bitch I have ever met. Do not trust him, he is a fugly slut.
#GameOfThrones

[Adam @Adam74941358]

#GameOfThrones
Jon going back to the nights watch

[Barbie @barbie_ova]

I remember people not wanting Stannis as king because he was very uncharismatic and uninspiring ...well... #GameOfThrones

[Callaman @Callahanicus]

@EmilyZelazny and I have graduated from stealing aux cords at frat parties to stealing the jukebox at golden rose and I think that says a lot about our emotional development

[the original self-identified emo @ThyArtIsMemes]

I am a:

⚪️ boy
⚪️ girl
🔘 graphic designer

Looking for a:

⚪️ girlfriend
⚪️ boyfriend
🔘 entry level job that doesn’t require 5 years of experience

[carl lame @_lame_ann]

the funny thing about graduation is the 30 seconds of excitement followed by an impending sense of doom EVERY TIME you talk about it

[Callaman @Callahanicus]

Can flash mobs make their comeback already? I’m ready

[Callaman @Callahanicus]

Having only eight days of class left in my college career is making me feel some type of way...

That way is panicked and facing multiple mental breakdowns

[Bennett McChesney @BennettSather]

Popular opinion: Montana is the prettiest State

[Callaman @Callahanicus]

How to Tell if Someone is a Sociopath:

1. Force them to watch an episode of Queer Eye
2. Watch for tears

No tears? You’re friends with a sociopath start running 🏃‍♀️

[Callaman @Callahanicus]

The most intense moment of my young life just happened when I snagged @MumfordAndSons tickets before they sold out

[Grace Dunnehoff @dunnehoff]

@BarackObama Come back

[Genevieve @genevieve_179]

BUTTE, MT IS HAVING A SNOW DAY TOMORROW AND THAT MEANS ALL SCHOOL EVERYWHERE SHOULD BE CANCELED

[Nona Willis Aronowitz @nona]

P.S. I feel a bit nervous and exposed tweeting about my abortion (which just shows how much I've internalized the hush-hush culture around it). But abortion is NORMAL. And restrictive laws like these ignore women's realities so thoroughly. #shoutyourabortion

[carl lame @_lame_ann]

if Stormi Webster is going all out tonight so am I

[Jonathan Van Ness @jvn]

What is he talking about? Socialism isn’t what robbed Venezuela corrupt officials did that. The left are not socialists! We want equal access for all period. Not intrusive government. This government is stepping on so much freedom and then claims how free we are.