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#FUCKYOU

[Val Demings @valdemings]

I did not call abolishing the police "thoughtful." That is a lie. Why would I want to abolish my own pension?

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

A recent Pennsylvania Senate poll shows John Fetterman beating Mehmet Oz so far by nine points, 49% to 40%.

POUR IT ON, PA!

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

So a $700 billion bailout for the banks, an $80 billion bailout for the auto industry, a $50 billion bailout for the airlines and a $3 trillion Fed bailout for the stock market are all "capitalism" but unemployment checks are "socialism?"

[Matthew Wolff 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 @MatthewWolfff]

Laws and institutions must go hand in hand with the progress of the human mind. As that becomes more developed, more enlightened.. institutions must advance also to keep pace with the times.

~Thomas Jefferson, schooling Alito and the conservative SCOTUS court 200 years ago.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

BREAKING: Governor Brian Kemp of Georgia testified AGAINST Donald Trump in Fulton County’s criminal election tampering case, dashing Trump’s hopes he will pardon him. F*CK YES!

[Elgin Charles @ElginCharles]

Is Donald Trump a flight risk❓🧐

[Michael Beschloss @BeschlossDC]

No ex-President in American history has ever been criminally indicted.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

In case you didn't get the memo, Christian Nationalism is just Jesus-coated White Supremacy.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

NEW RULE: Every time a Republican votes against gay marriage, we get to see their pornhub history.

[Vice President Kamala Harris Archived @VP46Archive]

Gas prices have now dropped 69 cents per gallon over the last six weeks. This drop in gas prices is the fastest in over a decade. We will continue to fight to lower costs for the American people.

[Mira Sorvino @MiraSorvino]

My father the great Paul Sorvino has passed. My heart is rent asunder- a life of love and joy and wisdom with him is over. He was the most wonderful father. I love him so much. I’m sending you love in the stars Dad as you ascend.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.

Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.

[Duty To Warn 🔉 @duty2warn]

Chris Hayes on MSNBC just opened his show by confirming that it's official - the US Justice Dept IS investigating Donald Trump.

[Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney]

JUST IN: Judge Tanya Chutkan has sentenced Jan. 6 defendant Mark PONDER to 63 months in prison for assault, one of the stiffest sentences handed down yet, and steeper than DOJ's request for five years.

[Glenn Kirschner @glennkirschner2]

Federal prosecutors have the phone records of Mark Meadows. Ginni Thomas might now want to be less concerned about a J6 committee subpoena and more concerned about the inevitable federal grand jury subpoena.

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING NEWS: Democrats introduce a bill to create 18-year term limits for Supreme Court justices that would immediately force Justice Clarence Thomas into semi-retirement and remove him from active duty on the nation’s highest court. RT IF YOU SUPPORT THIS BILL!

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

WE’RE UP TO $214K‼️‼️‼️

[Brian J. Karem @BrianKarem]

NOW: A MAGA fan who attacked police officers with poles during the riot at the U.S. Capitol has been sentenced to more than FIVE YEARS in prison, one of the longest prison terms so far.

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

Bet Trump just peed himself. Whether he’s seen the Washington Post story or not.

[Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1]

Can we get 1,000 fast replies using the hashtag #RepublicansHateCheapGas to get it trending and draw attention to their price gouging?