ToKyO

2026

[The Whisperer @joemiano30]

LeBron James will finally play with Steph Curry!

Last real dance, innit!

He has left the Lakers!

[Nduko™ @nduko__]

Kama wewe ni comrades, kuna hizi sites za Chat moderation. Unachat na wazungu desperate then you earn in dollars or Euros.

- FlirtBucks
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- Text121Chat
- Premium. Chat
- Cash Chat App
- ChatDaddy
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How do you open them? Here 🧵👇

[The Whisperer @joemiano30]

I will definitely look for the book too!

[#����𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Madem hio upuzi ya kuget too comfortable time ya mechi hadi mnashuta is disgusting. Turn off mbaya😡😡😡

[𝐌𝐫.𝐊𝐀𝐋™ @dekim_Kalvino]

Normalize adding salt to bathing water… one day you’ll understand why.

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

The order and vibe hukuwa pale kinyozi hukuwa something else. The boys are always calm huwezi ruka mtu umepata ata kuende aje and a few football banters hapa na pale. A real men den that one.

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Mkiwa in your 20s kuleni raha kabisa. Piga sherehe and do all that's to be done, ndo ukizeeka usikuwe na machungu ya kipumbavu na kishenzi.

[SOFT @user4_Soft]

Life got so serious, I forgot how to chat with females.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Vampire diaries or The originals

[Ruth🐟 @TypeCs4]

Me in Mombasa looking for toilets, "asalaam aleikum dogo, kundu twalioshea wapi?"

[Swed Junior @Kingvannytz_]

Silo or 13 Hours

[Pejuola| HR🗣️ @Pejuola_a]

The fact you got a job is an actual proof you can get another 🤏🏽

[017🇰🇪 @Plugyaseku__]

Hio Ngoma ni ya nani?
Me:Nikita kerieng
Na si uache aimbe

[Dominick @nickmartin304]

U gon fck up a few times before u get it right, that's life.

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Getting older is crazy. One wrong pillow angle and your neck is disabled for the entire week. 😭

[Swed Junior @Kingvannytz_]

0% drugs
0% p0rn scenes
1000% nonstop action 🔥

Just a pure masterpiece!

[Edwin🇰🇪 @justWailer]

Usiwai kua tempted kulipia Truecaller premium. Nobody is checking your profile bro😂

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

Maisha ya men huwa funny, leo uko na 10k, kesho unatumia fuliza, mara unatafuta Mia ya kabej but the next day unapiga deal moja clean ya worth hundreds of thousands na the cycle continues

[Null @Vhoyde]

Entrepreneurship is really hard guys. Much harder than a 9 to 5. It should not be marketed as an alternative to employment but rather as a path for those who are passionate about it.

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

There is some happiness that comes whenever you help someone and they succeed. And they prosper more.