krispin cauldron

Cool mint bitch

[Anna @RadioFreeAnna]

a trillion dollar company should absolutely fund creative projects at a loss

[ִֶָ. ..𓂃oli🪽་༘࿐ @oliverzwoods]

they would have to take me out of the theater on a stretcher

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Steven Spielberg watching the camera set-up during Bad Bunny’s performance at the #SNL50 concert last night.

[lis @simplytomh]

my favorite part of the superbowl was when the lesbians killed all the players

[Ryan Solsten @ryansolsten]

Americans are struggling to afford rent and this administration is focused on email signatures.

[meta angel @luvrgworl]

anybody else tik tok addiction went poof after that stunt lol

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Good news, Republicans— those jobs you wanted are available.

[Aaron 🦇 @aaronfraggle]

It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now.

[Lauren McKenzie @TheMcKenziest]

This is so good it hurts

[Nichole @nickyyknowsball]

In 2025 I encourage men on here to stop watching porn, find a hobby, go outside, read a book, exercise, socialize with people… literally change the wiring of your brain so everytime you see a woman doing her job you don’t automatically think about sex

[ari 🫁 @luvwurld]

valid as FUCK actually. the reemergence and normalization of rape jokes is another reason why victims struggle to come forward. mind you all these men raped children! kids! minors! yall fucks disgust me

[Marianne Williamson @marwilliamson]

To those of you excited by the idea of mass deportations that go way beyond the point of removing criminals, I ask:

Do the millions of busboys and dishwashers and gardeners and day care workers and housekeepers and janitors and street cleaners and sanitation workers and farmworkers who live in the shadows but make life a bit easier for you in various ways - people who have done nothing in the world to hurt you, ever, and are simply working hard each day trying to make life livable for them and their families - have they ever done anything to deserve your easy contempt?

Anything whatsoever?

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Then Jesus said unto the sick, “you better have insurance.”

Then Jesus said unto the stranger, “are you here legally?”

Then Jesus said unto the hungry, “my taxes better not be paying for these loaves and fishes.”

Then Jesus said unto the poor, “this is your own fault.”

[krispin cauldron @CallanKristin]

My father has been telling me since I was around 7 that I would, without a doubt, experience climate crisis in my lifetime if we kept treating the earth the way we do. It’s chilling to realize he was 100% right.

[I Smoked A Predilection For Nipples @BlackKnight10k]

The result of conservatives downplaying global warming the entirety of my life:

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

If you ever seen me complaining about Hollywood lack of original films just know this was the exception

[doomer @uncledoomer]

bears sensing a biblical scale flood and climbing a 50 foot tree is some real end of times shit. an ominous portent. this should make you deeply uneasy

[Fred Wellman @FPWellman]

It’s his state. These are legal immigrants filling jobs and paying taxes in HIS state. He is literally their Senator. We can’t let this racist POS anywhere near the White House. Even to visit.

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

I’d like to say as someone who in 2016 was 14 years old, I have to ask the adults of America how did you let this happen?

How could you do this to us? I don’t understand. I simply do not understand.