callen

i'm so down to earth i'm basically in hell 🌈 she/her

[Sav Shawz @shawzsav]

If you knew someone that had pleaded the 5th 97 times in court, had 34 felonies, 91 criminal charges, 26 sexual assault allegations, 6 bankruptcies, 5 draft deferments, 4 indictments, and a fake university & charity shut down for fraud, why the FUCK would you make him PRESIDENT??

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

i’ll be like “i needed this” & it’s just my cat making biscuits on me

[Kelly @broadwaybabyto]

He did not have congressional approval to blow up boats in the Caribbean.

He did not have congressional approval to invade Venezuela.

He did not have congressional approval to bomb Iran.

This is dictatorship.

Impeach Trump now.

[cornetto @nothingneuw]

first in my bloodline to hate men the way they should have been hated all this time

[Aiman khan @sunsetmusk]

“omg u let ur cat on the counter” i would let my cat shoot u if she wanted

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Happy Valentine’s Day to the guy who cheated on the mother of his first three kids with the mother of his fourth, cheated on her with the mother of his fifth & then cheated on her with a porn star he paid to shut the fuck up about it. ❤️

[chrismel @chrismelbz]

yeah isnt that fucking interesting you spineless fucking sellout

[˖ ࣪⟡𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖟𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖔𝖙𝖍⟡ ࣪˖ @Blazingoth]

every baddie i know loves cats and hates ICE

[Kyle @kylofone]

makes me emotional when i see my cat walking through the house, going about her business. like...there she goes.

[Mo @fruitpibble]

and for the lady, perhaps a gun?

[chad @chasedbywasps]

I rebuke you lowkey

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

ever since i was a little girl i knew too much

[𝒶rα˚˖𓍢ִ໋ @yslmammi]

as a man you’re already kinda on extremely thin ice with me

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

they should invent a me that knows what to do

[t8 @imjustt8]

isn’t it crazy that republicans can link tylenol to autism but not guns to mass shootings

[lex @lexlisbon]

ugh sorry i can't hangout later i have Shower Time

[milk @wet_foal]

Sorry I would love to but I just made a bunch of rules for myself and I’m actually not allowed to do that

[loid @Iveslueur]

if i was the inventor of healing i would have made it linear i can tell you that much

[MS.PLAYTOOMUCH @47jessyka]

1 thing about my stomach.. it will be hurting