Alexander VanValin

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[Alexander VanValin @CallerNo6]

Your system is dumb because it fails to account for human nature. My system is brilliant, and would work fine if people weren't such idiots.

[Alexander VanValin @CallerNo6]

@GailSimone There's not enough Ocean Spray in the world, but there should be plenty of Fleetwood Mac.

[Alexander VanValin @CallerNo6]

@GailSimone Is this the set up to a Deadpool joke about why he wears the purple pants?

[Alexander VanValin @CallerNo6]

@themiillinermom @MarkHamill Bantha.

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

What

[Alexander VanValin @CallerNo6]

@ask_aubry Have you considered selling a fridge poetry set?

"biological parameters"!

(Yesterday's "sexlessness epidemic" was also a winner)

[Alexander VanValin @CallerNo6]

@The_sigma_fem Give him a minute. Everybody realizes gender is a social construct at their own pace.

[Alexander VanValin @CallerNo6]

@GailSimone That's not how legos work.

[Alexander VanValin @CallerNo6]

@Encapsidated @GailSimone Common mistake, that was SCTV.

SNL was the one where Arnold Horshack would say "I'd buy that for a dollar!"

[Alexander VanValin @CallerNo6]

@ask_aubry Best case scenario, he's inconsiderate. That is, he doesn't consider her.

My guess is he's saying-without-saying something more like "I wanted a triple cheese burger but you should be eating a salad."

[Alexander VanValin @CallerNo6]

@GailSimone Star Trek answered the question, "Hey, do we still have some Roman armor in a storeroom somewhere?"

The Love Boat answered the question, "Hey, do we still have Abe Vigoda in a storeroom somewhere?"

[Alexander VanValin @CallerNo6]

@ask_aubry If he doesn't know what "implies" and "vague" mean, well, it's a shame that there aren't free, readily available resources to help people who don't know what words mean.

[Rebecca Franks @Becca_JF21]

‘Honk if you love Renaissance polyphony’

[Alexander VanValin @CallerNo6]

@sfhubert I still think about it all the time. How many 80s movies can I say that about?

[Alexander VanValin @CallerNo6]

@BCDreyer No, d'you?

[Alexander VanValin @CallerNo6]

@BCDreyer Mock his words.

[Alexander VanValin @CallerNo6]

@strautmask Recreating the opening scene in Half Life? Nice.

[Alexander VanValin @CallerNo6]

@XerifiedNobody @mattyglesias It only takes a couple vampires to throw off the average.

[Alexander VanValin @CallerNo6]

@GailSimone From the title, definitely sounds like it has "It goes like this , the fourth, the fifth, the minor fall, the major lift" energy.

[Alexander VanValin @CallerNo6]

@GailSimone It's a spell, but I don't think it made it into any of the D&D movies.
Leomund's Tiny Megalodon.

[Alexander VanValin @CallerNo6]

@petersagal I don't see the problem. That's how markets work.