calley d

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

Nothing quite like looking at the way someone else has loaded the dishwasher to remind you that the mind of another is truly unknowable

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

"you let your cat sleep in your bed!?" brother i would let my cat shoot a gun if he wanted to

[calley d @CalleyDerrick]

just thinking about the time I went back to my hometown and my slogan at the time was “and what about it??” they probably rightfully judged

[calley d @CalleyDerrick]

@liljuicyjenn made it out alive that’s all that matters 😇

[calley d @CalleyDerrick]

real friends go to a sketchy location to pick up your raw milk for you

[☔ @Whotfismick]

A dog's sigh is so hilarious because wtf is stressing you

[scientist @WeAmourAmara]

Allegedly

[a @boopyape]

Whole friend group addicted to vapes except me https://t.co/r8oHyiBczV

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“thank god it’s the weekend”

Me Saturday and Sunday :

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Everytime I put money away for a rainy day it start raining THAT SAME NIGHT

[⭒ stone cold ⭒ @theshelbystone]

Each Other is here.
Stream it, add it to your playlists with the weirdest name known to man, beat it into the ground && tell your dad I said to go listen.

https://t.co/ToCcaMShgZ

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

me watching him get everything he’s worked so hard for

[clare @sadderlizards]

me in the gas station picking out a little treat

[⭒ stone cold ⭒ @theshelbystone]

My debut single “Each Other” comes out on 10.15.23. You can buy it early and presave it here https://t.co/cnHVrV0g2G

[calley d @CalleyDerrick]

I hope I’m always as happy as I am right now. Life is so damn good

[jos ϟ @josiekayyyy_]

imagine if toxic couples were honest about their relationship in their posts like “from protective orders to here!” that’d be so funny

[⭒ stone cold ⭒ @theshelbystone]

May I present to you & the rest of the world this piece of information so y’all will quit using “pay to play” as a reason your music doesn’t get on the radio.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

"Is it hard for you to just ask for some help?"

Me: