Ms. Behaves

Unapologetic 4 my intelligence, erraticism, and candidness.

Also, I reserve the right to contradict myself whenever I deem appropriate.

[Ms. Behaves @CallherLake]

@HushWolfi I know I'm very late, but anyway during the whole event my mon only popped up for 1 min. I recorded it a few times. By the time I caught one & went through the process to get back to map the others disappeared

[Ms. Behaves @CallherLake]

I feel like Mother's day was low key created so moms get all sentimental & don't dip. The other 300 some odd days a year we keep a go bag in the closet like 🗣"ask for 1 more thing while I'm peeing!!"

[Ms. Behaves @CallherLake]

I feel like my child disgraces my name with his choice of beverages

[Ms. Behaves @CallherLake]

Now the Bama fans don't want 2 talk. Kisses, Hun. I'll fix ur sympathy to-go plates. U want wings right??

[Ms. Behaves @CallherLake]

Having to re-baby proof ur home after doing it for 2 kids & a visiting grandson mustn't b easy. I feel for my parents & precious niece

[Ms. Behaves @CallherLake]

@iLikeYellas hey sweets! Back 4m where?? U caught ghost too?

[Ms. Behaves @CallherLake]

I wonder how many ppl periodically notice their forwardfacing camera & think they're possibly being spied on 🎶 #IThinkImParanoid 🎶

[Ms. Behaves @CallherLake]

I'm not a fan of that "surprise I'm here to take u out baby" thing cuz all I'm thinking is I don't have time to finish my nails

[Ms. Behaves @CallherLake]

When normal parents have a vomiting child do they stay up @ night worried that the child will sleep vomit & choke & die? #tooparanoid?

[Ms. Behaves @CallherLake]

Is it weird when ppl send pictures of their pictures?? Like y not just post the original. Ion need to kno ur batt is 52% depleted

[Ms. Behaves @CallherLake]

I kno it's random but I miss tf out of my twitter friends. I don't have anything to say thus I stay away. Hope y'all see this xoxo

[Ms. Behaves @CallherLake]

When I use up my allotted trivial texts to friends I go to the old stand by..

[Ms. Behaves @CallherLake]

I can cook shrimp better than Red Lobster now!!! Oo kill em

[Ms. Behaves @CallherLake]

I don't think any1 was ever more real life sad about the fact that their chicken wudnt brine long enough. I was #crushed 4 a quick sec

[Ms. Behaves @CallherLake]

I don't believe the struggle shud be real

[Ms. Behaves @CallherLake]

2 feet r 4m a blk woman. 2 feet r 4m a woman mixed w/ other races. We differ how?

[Ms. Behaves @CallherLake]

That worked. Yay! I'm so far behind the new fangled tweet times. Least something posted

[Ms. Behaves @CallherLake]

Maaan this #shrink #struggle is real. How I only have an inch of hair when left to its own devices?

[Ms. Behaves @CallherLake]

I think it wud b so fun if u cud document babies thoughts. Wonder how complex they get