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Hair...and thinking I'm more hilarious than I am.

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@0927358369take @nana8910__ @Kinarittyo @kyanta451422 @n_n_ook @__CH0UCHOU @hokt1123

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@qExz5ooO2dXYaxs @ahysoakku @Mutsu_Chikuwa @kuroko_703 @haruhi02019 @day_broom @doragonsp5

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@necokita @yyyyy_1993 @XSp9EgF3QAQ6pui @ayu_oral04 @nksn_BandGraph @IZUSUPERBEAVER @___junk_food___

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Bo Burnam is depressed Lin Manual Miranda.

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@emmicorn I literally almost bought this exact pillow but I can't remember where lol

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Subway is purely surviving on their food being at the Olympics right? Like none of us actually go there? Just want to make sure.

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I hope people who correct my spelling on the internet know that everything is made up and nothing matters.

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@palliativebear @GODIVA Gimme her.

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@d_Stearns15 Ooh yeah ok well....my advice is always just shave it and rock the bald look.

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If you're a guy and your hair is thinning...I PROMISE you that growing a man bun/top knot is absolutely not the solution.

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Me: Wow, my emotions are out of control. I wonder why.

The thousands of milligrams of steroids that were pumped into my body over a two weeks: Yeah, I wonder why.

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@d_Stearns15 Keep it extra short or shave it. There are great growth products as well!

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What if instead of a car....I get...a Vespa.

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@stephlelj Tricked me into health.

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Who filled my fridge with all these vegetables and no snacks like DAMN.

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@G_cuomo15 @netflix You're important enough....Netflix should reach out to YOU.

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@palliativebear @zachcanole This is only semi related but I was getting heparin shots daily and would wake up with blood dripping down my arms, so I talked to the nurse and she just wrote down "refused shot". I got in "trouble". The language confuses me sometimes.

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It's basically already spring.

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I suddenly need all the things with fringe.

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@kkmoore00 Ma'am please stop watching me through my kitchen window.