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Adios Twitter. It’s been a good long run. *Deletes account because Elon Musk is weird and he sucked out all the fun on this app*

Catch me on Threads.

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My man be madder than me if I break a nail. He be like lemme see and sucks his teeth.

Lmfao. Calm down babe I’m a get it fixed.

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@beyoncegarden @BigBanDsFlex Lmfao @Escobar_Seasonn

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Who has been watching The Idol? #Sick

[Blaque 🥵🦁 @_Da_Seducer]

When DC Young Fly HEAL .. he gone light Azealia Banks ass up and I’m here for it

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@fungfookie @Allaboutthebuns @Escobar_Seasonn Lmfao I never had to teach anyone how to play UNO before lol

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I’m so fuckin sad about Tina Turner 💔

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I needs me a sonic slushy like right now

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How does instacart work? I need my ingredients delivered for this ice cream Sunday I wanna make but have no plans on leaving my place

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@Escobar_Seasonn @IAmLilRico Lmfaooo not putting my business on the internet 😭

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Got a few free minutes at work so I’m going to watch a couple Eric Mays videos get my comedic juices flowing for the day

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@Escobar_Seasonn @DontezAkram Well her broccoli is frozen and she made Mac & cheese with penne pasta. I would never do you like that.

[BOODIEE🫦 @BeeTheeONE]

Stop bringing up what I USED to do , who I USED to fw and what I USED to have going on & realize I moved on. im on a different level I’m not the same person I once was and that’s what everyone fail to understand. You will never find me wherever you last seen me at. 💯

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Just waiting on my man to bring home this Via so I can buss it down and knock tf out

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So I been on these honey pot pads for like 3 days now & I’m hooked

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Why nobody told me the second season of Your Honor been out ?!

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@rosethaaartist @August_WildLove @Escobar_Seasonn I want to be a keel-ler

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The way that I’m gunna knock tf out when I get home

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I get to skip out on writing a 6 page grant proposal for my English final because my teacher grades on a point system and 930 points gets you a 4.0 - a bitch got 1,005 points bcuz I been doing my thing all semester 😤

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@Ariielluv 😂😂

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Stop saying “prayers please no questions”

Girl don’t you know you gotta be specific when you talk to the Lord?!

We need to know what’s going on babes.