callie

emotional support human for my cat || she/her

[s ୨୧ @alltoobooks]

tom holland I used to think of you as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papa's orchard but that thought has ended. there is a carnal desire now.

[callie @Callibeess]

@lazyzanz @historygf @AvgTofuEnjoyer if teens are getting ahold of it though then thats seems like a parenting issue

[callie @Callibeess]

@historygf @AvgTofuEnjoyer lol what?! its so cute

[MELLY SUPREME @DIGWOMANNN]

Jeff backstage whipping a production assistant like he’s Ellen Degeneres rn #survivor

[callie @Callibeess]

@lesbeyonsay zahara is an adult, if she wanted to meet her biological mother then she would have

[callie @Callibeess]

@Ex_chu_55 @jerkoffleo @izamamaa except that kills it, this cunt just watched it suffer and drown while laughing

[osama @0ba0sama]

Americans after finding that a group of fish is called 'school'

[haris @haris_chc]

human optimism has risen again

[carmen @gldnh0ur]

woke up nauseous…..the body remembers.

[♡⃝ @wine_x13]

👏IF👏YOU👏CAN👏PUT👏DOWN👏A👏DOG👏FOR👏BITTING👏ONE👏CHILD👏YOU👏CAN👏PUT👏DOWN👏A👏PEDOPHILE👏THAT👏RAPED👏MULTIPLE👏CHILDREN👏

[sara !! @hollanovrryy]

they just discovered boys could kiss

[Shawn Hatosy @ShawnHatosy]

unc peepaw people’s princess oomf average everyday icon returns. stay mad. stay mystified

[shi @afterlauqhter]

alysa liu first person in history to idgaf her way to a gold medal 😭😭😭😭😭

[tayla ꩜ @chaoticweevil]

i’d smoke a super bowl right now

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Oh nooo, men are experiencing a loneliness epidemic? Sorry, I was too distracted by the men murdering/ raping women and little girls epidemic.

[callie @Callibeess]

@BiyaAli9 its almost like cancer gets worse the longer its undiagnosed…

[cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠 @blockhim2026]

I’m reaching the stage of leftism where I’m ready to buy a gun

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

on my way to a meetup i initiated when i was in an extraverted mood

[the kreidbanejad manifesto @rangerstrash]

gay sex is doing more to grow the game of hockey than the NHL ever has