Cal

i’m not cool enough to be me

[Cal @CallieCapehart]

Felt cute, might delete later

[Cal @CallieCapehart]

Accept my invite & Get 3 freebies!
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[Joey @JoeyMulinaro]

Put Texas, Tennessee, Nebraska in their own separate conference together called Bermuda Triangle cuz they’re all gone and never comin back

[Cal @CallieCapehart]

@atowry123 Graduation is bittersweet!! I’m proud of you dear friend 💕

[Brittany Renner @brittanyrennerr]

Opinion is really the lowest form of human knowledge.

[Diet Coke @DietCoke]

if by waterfront view you mean drinking a diet coke in my bathtub, then yes. i’ve got that.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

A protest we can all get behind. Merica.

[Robert Earl Raymond @Robert_Earl182]

My five year plan:

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2. ??
3. ??
4. ??
5. And then they'll all be sorry

[Cal @CallieCapehart]

Social media is wild

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

so did anyone else know that there was a massive pool noodle battle planned between all the people named Josh today that was ultimately won by a 5-year old named Josh who was crowned The Supreme Josh or was I just supposed to find this out on my own

[Cal @CallieCapehart]

@lindseyleestone Hahahah bologna

[𝒟𝒶𝓃𝒶-𝒲𝒶𝓎𝓃𝒶. @DANAWAYNAAA]

Gaslighting is worse than lying in my opinion. Like, it’s one thing to lie but to try your hardest to convince me that I’m crazy or insecure knowing damn well I’m right is the devil’s work.

[Cal @CallieCapehart]

@lindseyleestone Just cal things

[Cal @CallieCapehart]

“It’s like elf on the shelf, we just move him different places at night” -@jenniferrhuston

[Cal @CallieCapehart]

Can we start putting the calorie count for the entire bag of chips on the back of the bag instead of just 23 pieces or no?

[˘͈ᵕ˘͈ @hhhentati]

<3

[Cal @CallieCapehart]

🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ https://t.co/Rt7chLnIUM

[morgan wallen @MorganWallen]

3 new songs as promised 🤠

[Cal @CallieCapehart]

We must all be feeling this because I’ve been listening the Mac for two days on repeat :/

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

Damn i miss Mac Miller.

[Fleccas 🇺🇸 @fleccas]

ANOTHER ONE: Apparently June Aiken (born in 1900) voted via absentee ballot in Jackson County, Michigan. That would make them 120 years old!

Born in 1900!!

[Cal @CallieCapehart]

At what point do we check on Nevada

[Lil Wayne WEEZY F @LilTunechi]

Just had a great meeting with @realdonaldtrump @potus besides what he’s done so far with criminal reform, the platinum plan is going to give the community real ownership. He listened to what we had to say today and assured he will and can get it done. 🤙🏾