Callie Jo

A picker and a grinner and a drummer not a bummer. THUMBS UP FOR ROCK AND ROLL! I’m a cool mom, and I have a blog:

[Callie Jo @CallieJosephine]

Being a parent is: finding scrambled eggs all over your house.

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Do you enjoy losing more than one hour due to daylight savings? Then a baby is for you!!! #timechange

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I think Jason Schwartzman should be making more music. #coconutrecords

[Callie Jo @CallieJosephine]

How do I start a petition for more fat baby clothes to be made? 😂not all babies need a snug fit!!!

[PUP @puptheband]

.@charlybliss x PUP “It’s Christmas and I Fucking Miss You”. Sent it to my grandma she is not down. https://t.co/UO4MxdmPqZ

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I know having a kid was risky. But I sure hope we’re the lucky parents who will never know the torture of their child playing in their own doody. 💩🤭

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“Mom” defined: you’ll never be on time for anything in your life again and you probably also forgot to brush your teeth 😧

[Joe Pera @JosephPera]

Every now and then a person should treat themselves to handful of raisins

[Callie Jo @CallieJosephine]

@MmmZorbs Mmm tacos do belong in and around the face 😝

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There are lots of things I’m going to probably let my son get away with. However I draw the line at face tattoos...

[Callie Jo @CallieJosephine]

If you have more than one chest freezer in your garage, is one for storing dead bodies? 🤔 seems suspiciously excessive to have that much cold storage...

[Callie Jo @CallieJosephine]

Slept on the floor in my sons room last night. I imagine the hard cold floor is comparable to a prison bed. I defitnitlely don’t ever want to go to prison now. 😂

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I’m on a “I don’t remember which pedal is gas or the brake” kind of level of tired/sleep deprivation. 😂 (don’t worry the car was in park) 😶

[Callie Jo @CallieJosephine]

Now that I have just discovered @TheWeightSaint is on YouTube, I’m going to take losing this baby weight to a whole new level. 🥰

[Richard Simmons @TheWeightSaint]

It's workout Wednesday! Start moving! https://t.co/PYykuvR6OI

[Callie Jo @CallieJosephine]

@McAssblast Story of my life but in my home state. Eat them prunes!

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@McAssblast Wtf

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Pandemic positives!

[Jenny Lawson @TheBloggess]

I just realized that I don’t have to go to a single awkward holiday party this year.

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🎃🎃🎃

[Katie's Crib @KatiesCrib]

Thank you, @iSmashFizzle.

Pumpkin. Those. Babies.

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@curdymccorey 😂

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@WinniethePooch2 Was this at school??