callie mason

[callie mason @CallieMason_]

If you have family members that work in health care and they decide to stay home and not go to family Christmas dinners. You need to respect that. We have people to protect

[callie mason @CallieMason_]

@CauseWereGuys I’m ready for my filling, my jaw hurts, are you going to drill me now

[Alex Brown @x_alexbrown]

My goal is to make my parents proud of me and no one is going to get in the way of that

[callie mason @CallieMason_]

@camrynmcnamee Rip my happiness

[callie mason @CallieMason_]

Everyone needs to stay home so I can go to Disney for my 21st birthday

[callie mason @CallieMason_]

The question is not “do you want some wine?” It’s “red or white?”

[callie mason @CallieMason_]

What I wouldn’t do to be in zaks diner hammered at 2am eating my pickle with my eyes closed

[callie mason @CallieMason_]

The fact that covid has cancelled my 21st birthday trip to Disney AND my entire third year of college is just outrageous

[callie mason @CallieMason_]

Can’t wear it with my American whale jeans at the bird anymore 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

[callie mason @CallieMason_]

SAVE A CASHIERS SANITY AND STOP FOLDING PLASTIC MONEY

[callie mason @CallieMason_]

@micfallis I can only hope that some day as you sip from a mason jar that I cross your thought

[callie mason @CallieMason_]

Is it weird that secretly want people to think “oh, Callie hahah” when they drink out of a mason jar because that’s my last name and that’s kinda neat

[callie mason @CallieMason_]

I’ve done nothing but watch wizards of waverly place all day and that’s just gonna be okay

[callie mason @CallieMason_]

So I managed to pick a program that has summer semesters and saturdya classes and the last year and a half has been a roller coaster but now hell has frozen over and they have canceled summer school, is this real life???

[Auntie @WisKanSass]

April distance brings May existence.

[RubMor @QBruby]

1920: Alcohol is prohibited

2020: Liquor stores are an essential business during a national health crisis

[callie mason @CallieMason_]

For anyone struggling with online school this seems to work:
-Video chat with class mates in the Morning
-Set goals for studying and assignments in a certain time period
-Do the goal
-Meet back to discuss the studying and assignments

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

THINGS YOU CAN DO WHILE IN QUARANTINE:

-baking

-netflix

-building a rocket

-fighting a monkey

-climbing up the eiffel tower

-discovering something that doesn’t exist or giving a monkey a shower

-surfing tidal waves

-creating nanobots or locating Frankenstein's brain!