Colleen Carlisle

Founder CLOVER self care co.

[Colleen Carlisle @Callie_O_Malley]

@kelsieswrites Thinking of the three of you. 🥰

[Colleen Carlisle @Callie_O_Malley]

@EurodaleHomes You should go boating with that guy.

[Colleen Carlisle @Callie_O_Malley]

@Benjamin_Moore Wow, this Sedona-inspired palette looks like a blast from the past!

[Colleen Carlisle @Callie_O_Malley]

@Amy_Siskind I hope he’s her running mate

[Colleen Carlisle @Callie_O_Malley]

One time, I filled the vomit bag and there wasn’t another. So I tried to hold it in but instead it went all over me, my son, and between the crack through to the seat in front of me. Sometimes, even our best laid plans are foiled. When it’s ready to come, it’s COMING.

[Jesse Tinsley @JesseTinsley]

On a plane flight right now someone just vomited while in their seat.

But instead of vomiting on themselves, between their legs, in a bag or anywhere a normal person would.

They chose the main character option standing straight up...

Dousing the 2 rows in front of them as they all slept in near perfect form.

All while avoiding getting any vomit on themselves.

I can't imagine the horror of being fast asleep mouth slightly open waking up to a wet feeling on your face and the horrifying realization that someone just puked on you.

Nightmare fuel type stuff.

[Colleen Carlisle @Callie_O_Malley]

I have news. In some bizarre attack I would almost describe as friendly-fire, @AirCanada has changed their breakfast menu. No relish. No hot cottage cheese. Worse potatoes and a dry, inedible sausage. A DEVASTATING blow.

[Colleen Carlisle @Callie_O_Malley]

Anyone else obsessed with the @AirCanada red pepper relish? Just me?

[Colleen Carlisle @Callie_O_Malley]

@mynamesnotgordy All of the above! These could be chapter titles, actually. An anthology…

[Colleen Carlisle @Callie_O_Malley]

@kristynwongtam @Noellenarwhal Attention, @mynamesnotgordy : we have a new vest in serious need of some patches.

[Netflix Canada @Netflix_CA]

Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams invent romance (2004)

[Colleen Carlisle @Callie_O_Malley]

@DrJenGunter @Ctzen_Improver Holy collusion! That has to go against all competition laws…

[Colleen Carlisle @Callie_O_Malley]

@ThatEricAlper Close…they were V.C. Andrews books.

[Colleen Carlisle @Callie_O_Malley]

@Noellenarwhal @fordnation Shopping at The Source was about as pleasurable as a pap so, you might be onto something!

[Colleen Carlisle @Callie_O_Malley]

@ThatEricAlper Ruby Bridges - the first Black child to attend a whites-only school. And she’s not even old!

[Colleen Carlisle @Callie_O_Malley]

@twice_sifted @ReignOfApril I have had VERY expensive luggage but recently bought a TravelPro set and will never buy anything else. 68 lbs and it rolls with one finger.

[Colleen Carlisle @Callie_O_Malley]

@ThatEricAlper Planking

[Colleen Carlisle @Callie_O_Malley]

@SharpeMartha Interesting! We watch both as tradition on Christmas Eve, alternating Home Alone 1 and 2. I guess they do have the same feels!

[Colleen Carlisle @Callie_O_Malley]

@mynamesnotgordy Oh, merry Christmas to you, Barney. This was a perfect gift!

[Colleen Carlisle @Callie_O_Malley]

@RayFerron @TOAdamVaughan @TomPark1n Even if we had a spring election, he can’t campaign until it’s called. And, even then, the window is very small. Why are we allowing this? He’s bounced “a mari usqua ad mare” and back again since Sept.

[Colleen Carlisle @Callie_O_Malley]

@gothsculptor Well, hello, Available-on-Kindle-Unlimited…