Callie

A Kurt Russell stan account 💫

[Callie @Callieen]

who knew phish would make the best ice cream flavor congrats phish

[Callie @Callieen]

there’s an episode of king of the hill with alan rickman AND laura dern that is all

[Callie @Callieen]

i wanna go magnet fishing with noah kahan

[Tom Cecil @scopgieb]

Bro there’s nothing worse than when the jig is up

[Callie @Callieen]

diners, drive ins, and dives is just the ridiculousness of food network

[steph @steph_mcca]

oh no ! my one basket! all my eggs were in there!

[Callie @Callieen]

ya ever crave the cubed meat that comes in prepackaged salads or on salad bars?

[amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde]

an avatar got into our trash last night and i had to hit it with a rake

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

The Muppets could have written A Christmas Carol but Charles Dickens could never have written "no cheeses for us meeces"

[Callie @Callieen]

just made my boyfriend read my tweets out loud for the last 40 minutes so he appreciates how funny i am 🫶🏻

[kie @criminalplaza]

im obsessed with this actually

[Phil ✦ The Horizoneer @TheHorizoneer]

thankful today for Jack Black wearing a PizzeRizzo t-shirt

[Callie @Callieen]

forever buying stickers on etsy and then forgetting about them until they’re delivered just to feel something

[Paper Magazine @papermagazine]

Good morning to Heidi Klum

[Callie @Callieen]

also unrelated but when did witches flying face first into things become a popular halloween decoration?

[Callie @Callieen]

watched a child crawl across the food court floor at costco yesterday and i have not been the same since

[Strawberry Wife🍓 @OKAYYYWOWWW]

Sorry I didn’t answer, I was on Tik Tok watching someone restock their fridge and put things in clear containers for the last two hours. My bad.

[Callie @Callieen]

the urge to pick up the hats you drive by on the interstate