I love when jazz is only dissonant it’s slipping on a banana peel music. I get so tired of the 4/4 time signature I need a dose of change from time to time
Eyeliner from the jar with the angled brush is an actual game changer the liquid pens are streaky and the pencils get too sharp for the waterline I need lipliner palette and brush next
Hairstylists pressure u into a baylage bc if you go to someone else u run the risk of ur hair frying bc the new stylists goes over their “work” so u feel obligated to go back. if u ask for blonde they force u into baylage and are like come back in six weeks and we maybeeee can put some more blonde in like it’s such a sinister scam
I need the girls to give up the baylage curtain bang with the money pieces loose curl and dark roots it’s been the standard since 2013 hang it up. The way hairdressers have tried to coerce me into it like fuck no! That hairstyle always looks greasy and disheveled snd all the little highlight lowlight looks gray and washed out. 90s hairstyles should be the baseline standard
The sexiest women of Chicago dress like old school mob wives😍 black dress, black high heels black purse and a beautiful fur coat in the winter. The makeup is Smokey eye with voluminous lashes, thick perfect eyebrows and long silky straight hair usually black or dark brown. No one knows about this bc Chicago baddies are so lowkey like Ill see them at the expensive steakhouses downtown every once in blue moon but they usually fly to other cities to pop out cuz the nightlife in Chicago is trash. Which is sad bc everyone thinks Chicago girls can’t dress but it’s the girls u see out in public always look messy no shade. Wearing kitten heels and flats and shit
On the other hand you will see women wear a peplum dress ,basket weave wedges, unbrushed hair and a grown out baylage 🤢there’s way too many overweight millennials in gingham dresses covered in lemons but that’s what u typically see because they’re always outside at the dive bars or walking their dog lmfao but like they aree lowkey built for the elements no shade
Van cleef casts spells on people bc out of all the jewelry in the world …🌝 same thing with Emilio pucci it makes the girls look like they aura harvested someone’s grandma but we all knew the Miami girls can’t dress so
Miami is an interesting case study cuz it looks like the young women dress like they are subservient to the judgmental eye of rich grannies. they should find inspo in the London /Dubai girl style it would match the wealth they have . And like They literally have the money to give extravagant but hold back like don’t be scared of those old ladies and throw the lululemon athletic sets away