Callipygian Troglodyte

[Callipygian Troglodyte @CallipygianT]

Carthago delebitur

[captive dreamer @captive_dreamer]

Benjamin Netanyahu: "I'm reading a book called the Jews vs Rome."

"What made you pick that up?"

Netanyahu: "Well, we lost that one, I think we have to win the next."

[IPOT_theOfficial76 @IPOT_Official76]

Isn't it weird how only the hazardous trains crash all the time?

[Imperator Droller @TheMoosterChief]

New Hampshire Libertarian Party on a random Tuesday night:

[Annette @WallingAnnette]

This is when my vote switched from @JayCollinsFL to @j_fishback . Specially when Collins was asked to clarify, deny, or apologize for this threat of our 1A and Collins was silent.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

Zoologists believe foxes are currently trying to become domesticated.

They’re taking on cat/dog like behaviors hoping humans will take on the burden of feeding and caring for them because they’re tired of the wild.

[Stephen Miller @StephenM]

If your rule of constitutional interpretation leads you to conclude your nation must destroy itself then your rule of constitutional interpretation is wrong.

[Financial Dystopia @financedystop]

You’ll ask a boomer driving a $150K car into his $3.2M house what he does for a living and he’ll say something like, “I own a manufacturing business.”

Then you find out he makes a tiny part for HVAC systems, commercial plumbing, garage doors, or industrial packaging that you have never once thought about in your life.

[PlatinumPlus @psPlatiumPlus]

FUCK YOU PLAYSTATION!

FUCK EVERYTHING YOU HAVE DONE FOR US PHYSICAL MEDIA COLLECTORS

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOUR ENTIRE DEPARTMENT OF BULLSHIT

WE DEMAND OWNERSHIP NOT A FUCKING LICENSE THAT CAN BE REVOKED AT ANY FUCKING TIME

[The Way of Jerz @TheJerzWay]

Your grandfather paid 10% tax.

Your father paid 30%.

You pay 50%.

Your kids will pay 70%.

This isn't progressive taxation.

It's generational theft on a payment plan.

[Give A Shit About Nature @giveashitnature]

We protect 100-year-old buildings as historic treasures, then cut down 500-year-old trees for furniture. That's insane.

An old-growth tree isn't just some big tree. It is a living carbon bank, seed source, cooling system, water filter, fungal network, bird nursery, insect factory, and archive of centuries of weather, fire, drought, and survival.

The older it gets, the more jobs it does. Big old trees store enormous amounts of carbon, and research has found they can keep adding carbon faster as they grow larger. Some ancient trees add more carbon in a single year than an entire mid-sized tree contains.

They also make habitat younger trees can't cough up. Cavities for owls and bats. Broken limbs for nesting birds. Dead wood for beetles and fungi. Mossy bark for lichens and invertebrates. Cool, damp microclimates for salamanders and seedlings. Fallen logs that feed the soil for decades.

A thousand-year-old tree is not 'renewable' in any meaningful human timeframe. Cut it down for furniture, flooring, paper, or profit, and the ecosystem it carried does not come back when someone plants a replacement seedling.

We already protect old churches, courthouses, barns, bridges, and battlefields because they connect us to the past. Old-growth trees do that too.

[Alex Jones Network @AJNlive]

Palantir Positioned Itself To Be The Most Powerful Operating System That Will Run The New World Order - CEO Alex Karp Is Completely Unhinged

@HarrisonHSmith

FEED 🔴 https://t.co/M1wHlWYM87

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

I have just finished reading Justice Clarence Thomas's 91-page dissent in the Supreme Court’s ruling striking down Trump’s birthright citizenship order.

It's incredible.

Here's everything you need to know: 🧵

[Eric Schwalm @Schwalm5132]

The level of "attention whore" of this couple is beyond compare.

I hope people realize you can just propose, get married, have kids, and have an amazing life without bringing it to the attention of every person in the universe.

Usually when a guy does this, its all about his ego and has nothing to do with the woman.

"Look at me!!!!"

[Pedro L. Gonzalez @emeriticus]

Giving Americans turbocancer to own the libs

[Red Pill Media @RedPillMediaX]

She went to India

[Wyatt Reed @wyattreed13]

Israeli woman shares her trick for “getting in without standing in line”: shamelessly cutting in front of everyone else.

9 out of 10 times an Israeli claims to have a “hack” for something, they just mean lying or cheating.

[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

RABBI SHMULEY IS GOING TO JAIL

This professional victim turned a simple Miami hotel lobby spat into a full-blown staged antisemitism attack on him. Then demanded cash donations and tried to extort the entire hotel.

The case is ongoing in court.

[HealthRanger @HealthRanger]

An increasingly popular sentiment: