'Callista' (fake)

I'm just here to be. A Nuetral Fae. Most of the time. Professional Body painter. (parody) AU friendly

['Callista' (fake) @CallistaAugusti]

"What's good? What's bad? Nothing really. It's all an illusion based on perception. I dont have a name. Most people call me Callista though. I am a Nuetral Fae. Neither good nor bad but something in between the two."

['Callista' (fake) @CallistaAugusti]

@ImmortalOddball //sounds wonderful. Yes I would love for them to stay friends. I hope Klaus finds a lover soon. :) I'm sure he will.

['Callista' (fake) @CallistaAugusti]

@ImmortalOddball //ok that's fine.

['Callista' (fake) @CallistaAugusti]

@ImmortalOddball //ugh. I wish I could. This week is hell for me. Long story. I should be better next week though.

['Callista' (fake) @CallistaAugusti]

@ImmortalOddball //same :)

['Callista' (fake) @CallistaAugusti]

@ImmortalOddball Is right here for whatever he needs.

//If they end up doing anything sexual we'll do it in dm. How's everything going by the way?//

['Callista' (fake) @CallistaAugusti]

@ImmortalOddball

['Callista' (fake) @CallistaAugusti]

"I'm marrying an animal lover. How about that."

['Callista' (fake) @CallistaAugusti]

@ImmortalOddball O.o a mouse friend. Interesting. Love it.

['Callista' (fake) @CallistaAugusti]

@ImmortalOddball @RebellingHunter "Klaus....." she says carefully. Appearing on a stool near a bar. "Put fruit in it. Do not put anything else but fruit...and ice...and water. Like, more water I think." She says as she drinks the smoothie. Not really sure herself. "Like berries only."

['Callista' (fake) @CallistaAugusti]

@Vamp_SexyPants @_VampireGigolo_ @DarkKniteCrow @OfImmortalFangs @darnmyfangs @Enchantress_Eli @ElenasMusings @vampscience "That's right people...."

['Callista' (fake) @CallistaAugusti]

@ImmortalOddball @RebellingHunter "From people who burn the fucking plants!!!!" She screams. Her fists balled up near the sides. Lights? Well, there were no lights....she huffing now. "Can't you just stick to alcohol? Or sharpees?"

['Callista' (fake) @CallistaAugusti]

@ImmortalOddball @RebellingHunter She looked at him for a while before speaking again. "I don't appreciate people burning plants just so they can make themselves feel good. I'm fine with horticulture, but this is dangerous. You use it a lot when you start. Do you not?" She asked softly.

['Callista' (fake) @CallistaAugusti]

@ImmortalOddball @RebellingHunter Glares. "Klaus....." lights begin to flicker slightly. "Don't make me search you. You won't like it. In fact.....I'll send you somewhere safer for you. With white walls, beds...food."

['Callista' (fake) @CallistaAugusti]

@Vamp_SexyPants Nods. "Yeah...."

['Callista' (fake) @CallistaAugusti]

@Vamp_SexyPants Yus.

['Callista' (fake) @CallistaAugusti]

@Vamp_SexyPants "It's fine! We don't talk much and it's not like we have badass memories."

['Callista' (fake) @CallistaAugusti]

@ImmortalOddball @RebellingHunter Squints and folds her arms again with a frown. "Klaus! You know I can sense lies. What is wrong? Are you high? Did somebody slap you?" She teased. She loved him but she loved teasing him too.