Abisoye-Emeka

Just a dude, finding his way in the world.

[Abisoye-Emeka @CallmeAbisoye]

Vamos 👏🏻

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Forward together.

Mikel Arteta is here to stay ❤️

[Abisoye-Emeka @CallmeAbisoye]

E get money wey you go spend wey you go start dey get double vision.
Unforced anger; even breeze wey dey blow go vex you.

[Abisoye-Emeka @CallmeAbisoye]

The agenda was stated in the last line, other lines were fillers.

[Dr. Hood Hadeda @DrLungi_Mashele]

I asked male friends this week if they’d allow their male friends to pick up their daughter (regardless of age) from school.

Not one said yes. They all came up with a variation of safety measures.

I didn’t need to ask women.

Yet no one knows a man but it’s always a man…

[Abisoye-Emeka @CallmeAbisoye]

Train prices in this country is absolutely criminal.

[Abisoye-Emeka @CallmeAbisoye]

@jimisayoosh Congratulations 🎊

[Abisoye-Emeka @CallmeAbisoye]

All of You...
Such an irritating movie 🤦🏾‍♂️

[Abisoye-Emeka @CallmeAbisoye]

Skill issue....
Or what do they say again..

[Kelvin O johnson @_OKJ__]

I think the female clitoris was biologically designed specifically for masturbation. Nothing else makes sense. The male penis cannot stimulate the clitoris, and very, very few women orgasm from penetration. Clitoral stimulation is one of the only few ways a woman can actually orgasm. 🚶🏽‍♂️

If the clitoris was really designed for penetrative sex, it would be located somewhere inside the vagina, where the penis can actually touch it during intercourse. And the fact that the clitoris has the most nerve endings of any other human body part supports my argument.

🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️

[Abisoye-Emeka @CallmeAbisoye]

The half-shoe agenda will not go far

[Abisoye-Emeka @CallmeAbisoye]

The ploy to debase education will come back to bite the society in a few years.

[Abisoye-Emeka @CallmeAbisoye]

An incredibly poor performance with no efforts to make amends.

[Abisoye-Emeka @CallmeAbisoye]

Definitely not our day

[Abisoye-Emeka @CallmeAbisoye]

I need martial art classes.

[Abisoye-Emeka @CallmeAbisoye]

🙂

[Abisoye-Emeka @CallmeAbisoye]

⚽️🥅 #MCINOR

[Abisoye-Emeka @CallmeAbisoye]

@Dentalgiorgio Congratulations 🎊

[Abisoye-Emeka @CallmeAbisoye]

@Medijun4 Not with your current manager and some players bent on personal accolades.

[Abisoye-Emeka @CallmeAbisoye]

"If only he was hired earlier" FC struggling for their lives 😆.

[Abisoye-Emeka @CallmeAbisoye]

They'll soon be back to playing 1 game a week.

[Abisoye-Emeka @CallmeAbisoye]

@aeleo92 Happy anniversary 🎉

[Abisoye-Emeka @CallmeAbisoye]

@omeizam0 I speak nothing but the truth

[Abisoye-Emeka @CallmeAbisoye]

My advice for those planning to get married, don't!