Cassandra

Just trying my best 🌻🍻

[Cassandra @CallmeCassang]

Is there like an AA meeting for people who rage text, asking for a friend 🙃

[Cassandra @CallmeCassang]

Fuck golf

[Cassandra @CallmeCassang]

Nothing pisses me off more then someone walking in my house while on the phone

[Cassandra @CallmeCassang]

Shout out to all the men that spoke in disgust about roe yesterday, im sure it meant a lot to the women in your life

[Cassandra @CallmeCassang]

One day il have a cool house too, one day 🧘‍♀️

[Cassandra @CallmeCassang]

I hate Texas

[Cassandra @CallmeCassang]

@MalHazee Both were amazing but yesterday was everything

[Cassandra @CallmeCassang]

Yesterday was the most magical day 💜

[Cassandra @CallmeCassang]

The amount of people who argue to a hostess about being seated is disgusting

[Cassandra @CallmeCassang]

When Joey proposed he put the ring on the wrong hand and I was like I think it goes on the left hand and he said “nah”

[Cassandra @CallmeCassang]

@HawleyMO Your a bitch

[Cassandra @CallmeCassang]

@MalHazee NOTHING MORE TRUE

[Cassandra @CallmeCassang]

Joey just got Anne frank and Hellen Keller mixed up while talking and had me so confused 🙃

[Cassandra @CallmeCassang]

@MalHazee Pussys

[Cassandra @CallmeCassang]

My little apartment is my favorite place ever, size really doesn’t matter after all 🙃🏠

[Cassandra @CallmeCassang]

I need a Sunday funday pal, Joey ditches me for golf EVERY Sunday 🙃

[Cassandra @CallmeCassang]

I don’t think a day goes by that I don’t get toothpaste on my shirt

[Cassandra @CallmeCassang]

You die and catch some dick on the way

[Cassandra @CallmeCassang]

Side note, I didn’t steal anyone’s man we’re all three the best of friends today lol

[Cassandra @CallmeCassang]

Three years ago today I took about 8 tequila shots and told a guy to stop kissing my friend cause I was interested in him, today we got the keys to our first apartment together ❤️ shoot your shot gals