Austin Best

Light skinned buddy wit da camera!!!

[Austin Best @CallmeMr_Best]

Females want you to be spontaneous, when the most spontaneous shit they did all year was turn on their side after “being tired”.😅#FOH

[Austin Best @CallmeMr_Best]

What’s the point in having a sea of knowledge when it sinks the boats around you….. Time for a circle cleanse.

[Austin Best @CallmeMr_Best]

Rogers out here wit da camel ass suit!!! Shoulda gave it to Kupp!!!

[Austin Best @CallmeMr_Best]

Don’t wait until you get a good dude to become all reserved n shit.... let dat man get some of that slutty vegan too...

[Austin Best @CallmeMr_Best]

#standup

[Austin Best @CallmeMr_Best]

Just wrote another poem.... feeling inspired..... enjoying life!!!☺️

[Austin Best @CallmeMr_Best]

Feeling like I’m ready to risk it all!!!!😍😍

[Austin Best @CallmeMr_Best]

I need females to understand... as much patients as I give you, I need in return..... shit I’m broken too.....

[Austin Best @CallmeMr_Best]

Str8 like dat!!!! Don’t come to me wit ya hand out no more!!!!🙅🏽‍♂️✌🏽

[Austin Best @CallmeMr_Best]

Yo.... I’m a hot fukin commodity...... Get wit it or get lost!!!

[Ashanti Reeves-Pope @QueenLocd]

With silence comes clarity.

[Austin Best @CallmeMr_Best]

I’m slick crazy..... and I try my hardest to fight it... but I don’t always win tho....🤷🏽‍♂️

[Austin Best @CallmeMr_Best]

Conor McGregor bout to have fighters in the gym practicing their Harlem Shake😂😂😂

[Austin Best @CallmeMr_Best]

I know how y’all strippers think..... so when I go I put on my costume

[Austin Best @CallmeMr_Best]

Growing up in strip clubs when ya cousin owns em taints you from strip clubs in general....

[Austin Best @CallmeMr_Best]

I will literally go to a strip club and be like....”Man fuk Dez stripper hoes!!!! Where da pool table at!!”🤷🏽‍♂️

[Austin Best @CallmeMr_Best]

Don’t forget to remind yourself today that YOU ARE THE SHIT!!!!!!!!!

[Austin Best @CallmeMr_Best]

@JulieMarieBee South East is where it’s at!!!!!

[Austin Best @CallmeMr_Best]

@QueenLocd

[Austin Best @CallmeMr_Best]

When the universe speaks... listen.... looks like its time for a upgrade!!!😏