ok im still tweeting🐝

I'm on cruise control 🇭🇳🇺🇲 #HIVESZN 🐝

[ok im still tweeting🐝 @Callme_Lincoln]

@1sebas89 @dansensolsens “Getsumbodyelsetadoit” Lmao

[remx @biigrem]

niggas died for popeyes sandwiches now they 2 for 1 on doordash. the economy healed

[FUTURE/FREEBANDZ @1future]

Album Title: THE REAL ME

[ok im still tweeting🐝 @Callme_Lincoln]

💀😭😂😂😂

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Elmo teach me not to eat trophy. Me teach Elmo to pick a team. 💙🧡

[The Hood Therapist @OhhMar24]

Jalen Brunson taking the pay cut to come to New York, getting his friends on the team and actually winning the Championship. One of the most gangster stories in NBA history

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Jalen Brunson is now the first player in NBA history to win Finals MVP, Conference Finals MVP, and NBA Cup MVP.

In just one season, he became a Knicks legend.

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Spike Lee finna make 30 movies!!!🧡

[Free @Laddin_]

Palestine would be in the World Cup if Israel didn’t kill all its players

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

This is literally the plot line of Madagascar but the Knicks won this time

[ok im still tweeting🐝 @Callme_Lincoln]

Long live Costco

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In America, a warehouse store. A fully roasted chicken costs five dollars, the raw chicken beside it costs seven, and I stood between them like a man between two truths.

Golden. Hot. Seasoned. Spinning in glory under the lights, in a line of its brothers. Four dollars and ninety-nine cents.

I checked the raw birds. Seven dollars. Pale. Cold. You must do everything yourself.

This is not commerce. Commerce does not move backward. Somewhere in this building, mathematics lies defeated.

I asked the man at the counter. "How is the cooked bird cheaper than the raw bird?"

"Been five bucks forever. They keep it that way."

"But the store loses."

"Yep. On purpose."

On purpose. I held my receipt with both hands.

In my land, a lord who lowered the price of rice in a hard winter was remembered for generations. They built him a small shrine. This store does it every day, with chicken, and tells no one.

A woman behind me grew tired of my reverence. "It's just a chicken, sir."

It is not just a chicken. It is a wound the merchant takes on purpose, so that anyone, on any day, with five dollars, eats like a lord. The bird is the message. The price is the vow.

I will confess: I bought two. I did not need two. The second was not hunger. It was gratitude, and it was delicious.

Some prices are not prices. They are promises.

I return every week now. I take one bird. I bow toward the deli, briefly, so as not to alarm the staff. They have begun nodding back.

The vow holds. The bird turns. Five dollars.

Long may it spin.

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

Well Done, ESPN.

[Kentucky Statesman @ky_statesman]

The United States of Israel.

[shredded Denim @denimneverdies]

A lot of people are unfortunately stuck in a taste gap relationship

[Asa @xAsamoahx]

I don’t know if he wanted me to write about someone else’s dog 😂

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

do you know how much money Mamdani just saved on his next mayoral campaign by being able to tell New York City he delivered a Knicks championship, free childcare up to age five, filled potholes in mere weeks, and World Cup tickets before he spent six full months in office

[Kanye East @FuckedUpYogis]

Dude he literally running New York like the average joe in a movie who gets elected into office as a gag and then fixes everything simply because he is not a politician and an earnest regular guy.

[ok im still tweeting🐝 @Callme_Lincoln]

Funk flex tn:

[incognito tab #3 @notcrypticno]

IF YOU'RE IN NEW YORK RN GO IN THE JEW TUNNELS AND TELL THEM THE KNICKS WON

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Seven hours. All children.

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

I thought in Texas you could basically walk around with a gun taped to your forehead.