Madonna

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[Yoriyori-OyokO💕🎀 @Ify__oma]

“New password can’t be your old password”

[Homelanders MilkMaid🇺🇸 @ThePirateKage]

Cuz wtf is spades😭😭😭

[Valentina V. @valentinavoight]

“I wanna start with ur mama, she should've whooped ur ass”

Is still one of the best intros to a song ever

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Correct me if I’m wrong… but… didn’t we pay for Amazon Prime so we could get our stuff the next day???

[Charles J. Moore @charles270]

I was waiting to see why y’all are mad…and then I yelled out a slur.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I DO NOT want self-driving cars.
I DO NOT want humanoid robots.
I DO NOT want Al in every app I use.

I want clean water.
I want a stable climate.
I want a habitable planet.

[. @TyyTyra]

I’ll never be the employee with 100+ hours of PTO 😂

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

every time I blink the fucking laundry basket is full again 😩

[7rq @gloccnim]

We finally made it to Friday y'all…

[Akira @Akir_a997]

"I'll just stop and get gas in the morning"
Me in the morning realizing I have to get gas:

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

i knew i was old when they rearranged the grocery store and i got mad af

[Z H A N É @ZhaneJahnice]

Not moving out the way for white people who refuse to say excuse me>>>>>>>

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

Me as soon as that alarm goes off Monday morning:

[Queendom | Career Coach & Resume Revisionist @HumblyChic]

God I thank you for fully functioning air condition in my home and my car.

Never taking it for granted…. NEVER.

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

That urge to start applying for new jobs the moment your boss pisses you off is crazy 😭

[$ @jxtsummer]

i'm so happy when i get off work. i feel like i just got released from jail

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

just found out it doesn’t matter how early I go to bed I just dont wanna go to work

[LA June® @_Matthew1017]

shooting a kid in the back is labeled self defense but stabbing a kid for putting his hands on you isn’t… lol okay free karmelo anthony 🙏🏾

[Mej🧸 @MejSzn]

The 9-5 experience is leaving work tired, getting home tired, sleeping tired, then waking up tired to go back to work.

[✧ @whotfisDuke]

Thankfully I was dumb at a young age because being old & dumb is fckin diabolical