>make your first big international event
>suspiciously big prize pool
>all the teams sign up
>they don't know
>install turboratvirus2000.exe on every single PC
>gain access to every players inventory and steam account permanently
>make them all fight off without their skins in the tournament, whoever wins gets their skins back
>turn cs2 into a battle royale game
The Chinese are truly 2000 years in the future
🚨 GOYLEMS RISING?! 🚨
Fatty(.@nicholasdeorio)’s footsoldiers STRIKE OUT against BigBunjee(.@FakeBigBunjeee)’s criticism of ChibiReviews on the ClippedLive subreddit!
Citing that BigBunjee has NO LEG TO STAND ON due to his praise of Kuihman(.@kuihman) in his Turkey Tom video!
Cologne Major 2026
NiKo first Major
m0NESY first Major +MVP
magixx graffiti
BIG 0:12 elimination map comeback against NRG
woxic 1v4
karrigan USP
kyousuke first trophy
zonic 6 Majors
FalleN back in a Major final after 10 years
FURIA vs Falcons all-time viewership record
9z 🇺🇾🇺🇾🇦🇷🇦🇷🇨🇱🇧🇷
first 🇹🇷 core in a Major semifinal
Jab Jabich 🐸
Boombl4
G2 vs Spirit CINEMA
Falcons vs Vitality CINEMA
BANGER skits
donk stage 2 farm
MOUZ 1:3
luchov 2.00 rating in a 3-map BO3
ZywOo passes device and s1mple in frags at Majors
Gaimin Gladiators lowest round win % in Swiss Major history
Liquid eliminated in Stage 1
NA CS 🪦
@SoundDobad I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
🚨 SECONDHAND EMBARRASSMENT 🚨
Parry begged Kuihman to watch a clip of him because he thought it was “super hilarious and epic.”
Kuihman watched half of it, cringed, and went:
“it’s not hitting”
Even chat was cringing.
Did Parry lose all his charm after running from Aiden?