Stephanie

[Stephanie @Callmehemba]

House hunting in Lagos has been exhausting. We blame the government for a lot, but some landlords are just as bad. How do you charge ₦2.5m rent and put just a sink without cabinets, then expect the tenant to install it? The audacity is unreal.

[Stephanie @Callmehemba]

True

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Avoid anyone who doesn't understand how difficult it is to make money.

[Stephanie @Callmehemba]

😆 🤣 😂

[Mr. Akyeampong @MrAkyeampong]

Ghosting a woman because she can't afford her basic needs is self care

[Stephanie @Callmehemba]

Never settle for less king.

[Kome @Uncle2Triplets]

You texted me and told me I’m very handsome and I billed you for my gym premium subscription and you ghosted, it’s okay if you’re struggling as a woman but don’t go around admiring men that are not on your level.

End.

[Stephanie @Callmehemba]

Like seriously. This is sad

[Kes IZODUWA ⚡ @Kestim_]

Unpaid Labour 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Stephanie @Callmehemba]

How about flight ticket?

[Olayinka 🇳🇬🇺🇾 @mickoly]

The correct Tinubu 3 years score card, which translated to FAILURE.

See Before and After, and you also decide if this is not failure.

[Stephanie @Callmehemba]

Privacy and sleeping naked

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

What's the most addictive thing about living alone?

[Stephanie @Callmehemba]

Going to MR Biggs after school

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

FOR THOSE WHO DIDN'T GROW UP PRIVILEGED, NAME SOMETHING YOU THOUGHT WAS A LUXURY WHEN YOU WERE A KID

[Stephanie @Callmehemba]

Stopped going for weekend hangouts. I now do this every months

[Grace (omo'badan) @ifetemini]

Salary earners, what habit helped you stop running out of money before month-end? Share your secret.

[Stephanie @Callmehemba]

Still shocked by people supporting the all movement. How can a grown ass man say he likes sleeping on a bed with young boys and people are fine with it even parents. That is really disgusting. It literally came out of MJ's mouth

[Elisha Joán @ElishaWill92]

I’m sorry but if you’ve watched #MichaelJacksonTheVerdict on Netflix & you whole heartedly believe he is 100% innocent then I hope you’re never a parent… his behaviour with children is fucking insane… if some random man at the end of your street did it. You’d say he was a pedo.

[Stephanie @Callmehemba]

My shock is how some parents can leave their kids which an alleged predator. They need to arrest them

[YOU🌻 @Breezyftjimin]

je regarde le documentaire de netflix sur michael jackson et je ne sais vraiment quoi en penser. le temoignage du garcon est trop choquant

[Stephanie @Callmehemba]

Speaking from experience during my job hunting days, Any job that is going to delay you without an apology in the name of "test" don't pay well or have poor work culture so please run.

[De Liberty @Mikeliberation]

One of my classmates sent out his CV last week and got a response from the MD of a company last night, inviting him for an interview by 9 a.m. today.

Around 7 a.m. this morning, the MD called him again and said the interview venue had changed, but the time remained the same.

Luckily for him, the new location was even closer to where he lives.

He got there about 10 minutes before 9 a.m. and was told to wait a little.

By 9:15 a.m., he called the MD just to let him know he had arrived. The man told him to wait another 10 minutes because he was in a meeting.

My classmate waited… and waited.

After over one hour and twenty minutes, he quietly carried his bag and left.

About 15 minutes later, the MD called him and asked where he was.

My classmate replied, “Sir, I already left.”

The man sounded shocked and asked why he would leave after being told to wait.

My classmate replied: “I have other commitments today, sir. I can’t work for someone who doesn’t respect time.”

The MD replied, "That was the interview and you failed".

Was my classmate too impatient?

[Stephanie @Callmehemba]

Na the tips be that. 🤣

[Stephanie @Callmehemba]

Her mom's speech during the court case was horrible. She still has no remorse over what she did

[TV & Movie Addict 🍿🦋 @TVMovieAddict]

I have seen some pretty bad apologies but this one has to be on the top five of the worst if you can even call this an apology 🤦‍♀️ If you haven’t seen the crash on Netflix go watch. It’s about Mackenzie Shirilla the Ohio teen convicted in the crash that killed Dominic Russo and Davion Flanagan. You can tell how spoiled Mackenzie was with the way her parents kept making excuses for her. #thecrash

[Stephanie @Callmehemba]

I remember back in January 2017, on my birthday, I tagged Alex Ekubo on my first Twitter account, asking him to wish me a happy birthday. He reached out via DM, asked for my phone number, and actually called me.

It’s truly sad to hear that he is gone. Rest in peace, Alex. 🕊️

[Giacomo Casanova | Make Her Wet 💦 @SeduceGiacomo]

Back then dads had 4-5 kids.

Nowadays kids have 4-5 dads.

Climate change is crazy.

[Stephanie @Callmehemba]

8m for rent?. Wow

[Joseph Brendan @Joe_brendan_]

Why are you paying 8 million Naira a year for a 1 bedroom in Wuse 2

- The house is short
- The house is old
- The toilets are not modern

House wey them dey put net your front door for 8 million?

Una no serious for this Abuja.
Take that 8m to River Park & live well

[Sam Otigba @SamuelOtigba]

Second terms are for leaders who deliver. Mediocrity should not be rewarded with more responsibility.

[Stephanie @Callmehemba]

True

[simple boi: mabele & amabele @Queen_Finxa]

Your whole life can’t be spent trying to lose weight

[Stephanie @Callmehemba]

When it comes to relationships you have to mind your business. Because it never ends well for the person reporting

[Small girl 🙈 big God 💪 @TheOnlyKemi]

I once stayed with my aunt, and I noticed her husband was cheating.

I didn’t even think twice, I went straight to tell her.

She looked at me and said, “I know.”

She wasn’t shocked. She just said, “It’s well… that’s men for you.”

But after that day, everything changed.
She started treating me differently…

Getting angry over the smallest things.
It got so bad that I had to leave her house.

That’s when I learned… not every truth wants to be told.