blue eyed demon

nail technician, Taurus, very confused ♻️

[blue eyed demon @Callmeoctavia]

Catherine O’Hara NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE

[KAI @ended_everyone]

justin bieber better show up at the superbowl in this outfit or i’m gonna start throwing hands

[blue eyed demon @Callmeoctavia]

Dale puking in Saul’s printer and saying “ahh chicken fries 😩” is SO fucking relatable.

[blue eyed demon @Callmeoctavia]

If I have the posture of a 95 year old woman now…………… 😳 scary

[blue eyed demon @Callmeoctavia]

The amount of times I’ve been called a basic bitch for the devil wears Prada being one of my favorite movies LMAO. I never claimed to be special ok I still have a twilight poster hanging in my adolescent room at my grandmas

[blue eyed demon @Callmeoctavia]

I’ll always thank [redacted] for getting caught cheating on his gf bc he didn’t delete the messages off his Apple Watch lol. I’m keeping that in my back pocket ;)

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

Jada Pinkett Smith reveals she was in the car that night with Tupac.

When the bullets started flying, she was heard screaming, "Take Will Smith instead" 😳

[blue eyed demon @Callmeoctavia]

I need a man to let me cut their hair. LMAO. I know y’all don’t trust me but I GOT A STEADY HAND I COULD KILL IT OKAYYyYyyyy

[blue eyed demon @Callmeoctavia]

@GoldenPothoes The accuracy

[blue eyed demon @Callmeoctavia]

Forever typing twitter in the search on my phone when I wanna open this god forsaken app

[blue eyed demon @Callmeoctavia]

My dad just called me gollum…. And I…. I resonate.

[blue eyed demon @Callmeoctavia]

I don’t realize how lanky I am till I’m in a room full of short people lol. Like are my proportions off?? No y’all are just like mini humans

[blue eyed demon @Callmeoctavia]

Thinking about how watching Happy Feet on shrooms was my canon event

[blue eyed demon @Callmeoctavia]

Auto brewery syndrome is wild.. you just eat some bread and you’re faded

[blue eyed demon @Callmeoctavia]

Slumdog Millionaire is good for the soul

[blue eyed demon @Callmeoctavia]

Y’all are so mad about one piece x looney toons lol. It was fun!!!!!

[blue eyed demon @Callmeoctavia]

Why is a quesadilla from Taco Bell 6 dollars??

[blue eyed demon @Callmeoctavia]

Look, I’m 5’8. I just saw a 6’8 man and he was WAY too tall for me so why are you 5’0 bitches with the 6’0 men ???? Wildin

[blue eyed demon @Callmeoctavia]

“In all my life I had never seen anyone so maddeningly beautiful as she was at that moment”

Aw.. :’)