Near Dark Chris

Writer and American Music/Film/History Vampire awaiting the sunset in Transylvania so that I may take a more surreptitious form

[Near Dark Chris @CallousedChris]

I’ve grown to really enjoy making soups and stews from scratch. The added time and effort from creating the base is both humbling and rewarding, and the finished product is nourishing to both the body and soul when the added effort hits your pallet.

This stew started 36 hours prior from a beef bone broth I made. The best part about it is I now have 6 pints of authentic flavor stowed in the freezer for future culinary endeavors.

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

World War II is simpler when you see it as a timeline.

[Near Dark Chris @CallousedChris]

A sled dog’s job is to pull, not navigate. This is user error, not device malfunction

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

He takes his job very seriously.. 😅

[Near Dark Chris @CallousedChris]

This nigga found out I smoked weed occasionally and took it as a personal attack on him that I wasn’t buying it from him. I thought this was America?!

[Near Dark Chris @CallousedChris]

CANT WE ALL JUST FUCKIN PUT OUR FUCKIN PHONES DOWN FOR A GODDAMN MINUTE AND JUST DRIVE AND ENJOY THE FUCKING MOMENT AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
#donttouchmycortisolbitch

[Near Dark Chris @CallousedChris]

Don’t worry about liking my posts baby girl, the anons will do it for you. But me, I’m WELL GNOWN, with or without you.

[Near Dark Chris @CallousedChris]

Niggaz in the streets call me 6 Fingaz AKA The Hemingway Cat

[Near Dark Chris @CallousedChris]

I humbly asked God for children and he answered. He turned my parents into the center of the universe for me. It wasn’t what I wanted or expected, but it was exactly what I needed for my purpose. I am now their protector. I am NOW FINALLY A FATHER.

[Near Dark Chris @CallousedChris]

Pattern recognition update:

All of the food channel commercials are ads for Big Pet Pharma

[Near Dark Chris @CallousedChris]

I love watching Anderson Cooper 360 on CNN. It’s the only place where you’ll get SAGE insight from a frail Jewish woman who was *in fact* a combat veteran in the Iraqi war.

[Near Dark Chris @CallousedChris]

These alligator arms will slap the shit out of your crocodile tears

[Near Dark Chris @CallousedChris]

FUCK THE WHALES, SAVE THE BEACH!

[Near Dark Chris @CallousedChris]

I’d rather die for some Blue Cheese Ranch than die for Israel

[Near Dark Chris @CallousedChris]

I love how when you don’t flinch to the threats in the streets, they threaten your food and drink.

When you still don’t flinch, they threaten your bank account.

Still don’t flinch, they knock out your power and start frying electronics.

These are the good guys? lol

[Near Dark Chris @CallousedChris]

Bro isn’t crazy he’s just got a REEEEAAALLLLYY bad case of Havana Syndrome (not to confused with down)

[Near Dark Chris @CallousedChris]

The only reason the war is in Hormuz right now is because it’s STRAIT

[Near Dark Chris @CallousedChris]

You know you really hit the head of the nail when they finally give you back all of the content you’ve been creating (a hog cranking channel).

[Near Dark Chris @CallousedChris]

It’s amazing… I’ve been thinking about the last time anyone in my life has genuinely apologized for ways they have knowingly deceived or wronged me, and I can’t think of not a single one, with the exception of my mother.

God bless her.

[Near Dark Chris @CallousedChris]

Welcome to my honey pot op, where I am just a regular, genuine person who volunteered to become a victim of mass manipulation, illegal surveillance, and the target of ill-advised schemes to ruin me and others around me for literally just existing.

Don’t blame me. You did it.

[Near Dark Chris @CallousedChris]

If it’s not too late and they’re still doing the CEO product trial video thingy can we a get Big Pharma CEO trying one of their assisted suicide medications?

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

Its happening, maga is breaking.