Callum Alexander

[Callum Alexander @CallumAlexande1]

@VirginAtlantic No. Unfortunately I had a taxi waiting. Is there anything you can do to compensate for the damage?

[Callum Alexander @CallumAlexande1]

Nice one @VirginAtlantic for returning my bag broken. Nice to be back in Blighty.

[Callum Alexander @CallumAlexande1]

@DELTAASSIST I'm flying to Dallas from Heathrow at 12:50 today and have got stuck in traffic! Is there anything we can do. We are on route!

[Callum Alexander @CallumAlexande1]

Yes your beautiful Japanese nutters! #RWC2015

[Callum Alexander @CallumAlexande1]

Never thought I'd be paying more interest to japan playing rugby than prem football #RWC2015

[Callum Alexander @CallumAlexande1]

England start with Henderson and Delph and Spain have koke and Isco on their bench. #sickening

[Callum Alexander @CallumAlexande1]

Mondays. I fucking loathe Mondays.

[Callum Alexander @CallumAlexande1]

I hope any imbecile who believes Ronaldo is a better footballer than messi or ever has done is watching this game. #thebestever #messi

[Callum Alexander @CallumAlexande1]

@PiersByrne less humiliating to delete it instead ha

[Callum Alexander @CallumAlexande1]

Welbeck was wank tonight btw. Movement is terrible! But fuck it

[Callum Alexander @CallumAlexande1]

@andysmith42 a united fan would tweet and gloat at this point. I wouldn't dream of it.

[Callum Alexander @CallumAlexande1]

@andysmith42 but yeah good point mate.

[Callum Alexander @CallumAlexande1]

@andysmith42 but you've for the young Wilson coming through, he'll secure those champions league nights.

[Callum Alexander @CallumAlexande1]

@andysmith42 smalling sure keep things solid at the back too

[Callum Alexander @CallumAlexande1]

@andysmith42 and van Persie who is at his very best

[Callum Alexander @CallumAlexande1]

@andysmith42 but you have Fellaini to pump it long too so it's all good

[Callum Alexander @CallumAlexande1]

@andysmith42 and welbz may be average but he's scored more goals than you 9 million loanee.

[Callum Alexander @CallumAlexande1]

@andysmith42 yeah these night in the champions league are tough I must say. Don't suppose you remember them do you?

[Callum Alexander @CallumAlexande1]

@AlexHortal at least we aren't playing on Thursdays... Yet!

[Callum Alexander @CallumAlexande1]

Oh just fuck off #AFC