Callum

33. Here for the football. Deus Vult

[Callum @CallumAllsopp]

@NOBLEINTHENORTH Well sensible policies that won’t cause us to go skint by simply just off-setting our emissions to a country that doesn’t give a fuck. That’s why it’s a scam

[Callum @CallumAllsopp]

Net Zero is a fucking scam.

[Ben Smoke @bencsmoke]

we’ve had no rain for months, three (!) heatwaves, temperature records shattered, wildfires, thousands dead and we’re only halfway through summer. of course we should be hitting net zero within 10 years you maniacs

[Callum @CallumAllsopp]

@NOBLEINTHENORTH The issue at hand is the fact the government and no doubt successive ones in the future will not be able to be trusted to enact anything that won’t fuck the populace over. Considering the red tape nuclear has to jump through which should be the primary focus but it isn’t.

[Callum @CallumAllsopp]

Given the state of all politicians across the board, is this supposed to be a good thing?

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham has appointed the most Oxbridge-educated Cabinet in modern times

17 of the 28 Ministers appointed were educated at either Oxford or Cambridge, according to analysis by The i Paper

[Callum @CallumAllsopp]

If the Swiss King of corruption himself calls for you to go it’s a fucking sign 😂😂

[Politics Global @PolitlcsGlobal]

🚨🌍 NEW: Former FIFA president Sepp Blatter and current La Liga president Javier Tebas have both called on Gianni Infantino to resign

[@guardian]

[Callum @CallumAllsopp]

Perfect rage bait 👏🏻👏🏻😂

[Libby Tarde 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @LibbyTard17]

the way people are treating this woman in the comments is utterly disgraceful! why is no one arresting you for HATE SPEECH!

[Falkland Islands @falklands_utd]

🇪🇸💅😘

[Callum @CallumAllsopp]

They’re going biblical now 😂😂😂😂

[Pedro 🇦🇷 @MorenoVuelve]

Esta es la plataforma continental Argentina

Las Islas Malvinas son Argentinas porque Dios así lo quiso

[Callum @CallumAllsopp]

Feeling thiccc. #Roadto100

[Callum @CallumAllsopp]

Fucking knew it.

[jackson 🇪🇸 @jacksonicide]

The sensor at urinals scans your penis and sells it to palantir

[Logan @wfcLgn]

@JPunts97 I go to the doctors if my leg hurts, you go to screwfix mate. fuck up

[Callum @CallumAllsopp]

@chrishann25 Honestly man, just pure basking in sunshine like 😂

[Callum @CallumAllsopp]

Junkies must be having best time right now like. Just passed one sitting on step drinking a can of super. Brought me joy.

[Callum @CallumAllsopp]

What’s the fucking point anymore.

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

FIFA has decided to award the winners of the 2026 World Cup with championship rings for the very first time. The custom is usually associated with American sports like the NFL and NBA 💍

30 rings will be made available to the world champions, with a further 1,996 rings going on sale to fans.

[Callum @CallumAllsopp]

FINALLY! Real Journalism.

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Taco Bell removes lettuce from menu after links to explosive diarrhoea https://t.co/h6mUKoeiDI

[Callum @CallumAllsopp]

Top tier experience finding a gym that also has sensational lighting.

[Callum @CallumAllsopp]

The entire tournament has been a shit show, the only good thing has been the pure vibes all month and seeing this shite on the daily 😂😂😂

[brodawel 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇪🇺 @brodawel]

1) There’s three million of us🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿, there’s 57million🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 of you.

2) England’s population is 18 times bigger than Wales.

3) The last time we were in the same group, we🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 topped it.

4) You 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 lost to Iceland.

Sit down 😆
Shut up 😆
Suck it up 😆

[Callum @CallumAllsopp]

Still got Monday off work. Fuck it 😂😂

[Callum @CallumAllsopp]

What a beautiful lesbian couple.

[A Shot @ashotmagazine]

Elliot Page and his girlfriend Julia Shiplett at ‘THE ODYSSEY’ premiere.

[Callum @CallumAllsopp]

The fact fuck all will actually be done about this is tiring.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

BREAKING: Thames Water is due to run out of money by the end of the year, as it remains in discussions with creditors, regulators and government to recapitalise the business.

Its annual results revealed it's £18.5bn in debt