Cal

living life according to ben

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@YourFriendKyle_ @SonySanDiego Nope, of course not

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@KSI Did you not have enough money? Were they really just colleagues? Why? Some of the stuff you’ve prioritized over a group you claimed are your best mates is just… not worth it.

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@MizlsKing @MLBTheShow @CBrevMLB @Ashley22Sanders Every pitch with Hader gives me 1000 stubs

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@DanhausenAD There’s only one explanation for what just happened

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@YourFriendKyle_ Fair enough, still a pathetic excuse for a company. Out of touch is putting it lightly 😂

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@YourFriendKyle_ I allegedly did the glitch for 300 packs and didn’t get over 100k

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@unabominatio @MLBTheShow Join us, this game is dogshit and sds deserves to feel it

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Saw an ad from subway promoting 6 inch subs for $5, what has the world become

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@HonestBravesFan @MLBTheShow @SonySanDiego The EXACT same thing happened to me, next time I just stopped at second and it worked

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Project Hail Mary really got me crying over a rock

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*amber alert in my area*
Me: (I strongly dislike child diddlers)

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@AnfieldWatch Two hand shove in the back 👨‍🦯

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@YourFriendKyle_ So I can just dm you my address for a good time?

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@LSUbaseball

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@LSUbaseball

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@LSUbaseball My bad yall, first and last time I go to a game 😒

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If I were as funny to other people as I am to myself after *mario is small then large* and I streamed ts!?!? I might be the next Kai cenat 👀

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@LSUbaseball This team once again has my heart and a lot of my money

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@LSUbaseball He’s tipping his pitches a little, at least in the first two innings I noticed. He fiddles in his glove a lot more when he’s going with a breaking ball, glad no one on Milwaukee is picking that up