Callum

One of natures cruel jokes. MCFC.

[Callum @CallumChidgey]

Freshly opened soured cream, where’s the rest? @Tesco

[Callum @CallumChidgey]

@ElBigRig Think you’d have made it over the line against palace but nice to have it in the bag now

[Callum @CallumChidgey]

Riddle me this @laurynpoutama

[Nell @EllenaTaylorx]

how do you get to 24 not being able to drive tho

[Kim Iversen 🇺🇸 @KimIversenShow]

When it gets to the point when they start rounding up people claiming they’re all criminals simply for their religion or ethnicity, isn’t it then a Holocaust?

[Global News Monitor @GlobalNewsMontr]

This is exactly what’s been happening in the past 3 days…

[Jenny Constable @JennyLConstable]

Hands up if your own UK salary wouldn’t qualify you to immigrate to Britain

[Callum @CallumChidgey]

@SteWinny Wish I hadn’t only just seen this

[Callum @CallumChidgey]

@RLongdin21 @ErlingRoIe The fact Henderson was within 3000 miles of that pitch baffles me. Rice CDM, Bellingham box to box, foden in front, rashford left, saka right

[Callum @CallumChidgey]

@kieran_ashton1 Couldn’t go anywhere in scotland without seeing an adidas badge either

[Callum @CallumChidgey]

GIVE THE ADMIN ALL THE MONEY!

[Burnley FC @BurnleyOfficial]

Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. 🚔

[Callum @CallumChidgey]

You can grope me and stuff but don’t try to light me on fire #tweetit

[Callum @CallumChidgey]

Why do my teeth have fur now? #tweetit

[Callum @CallumChidgey]

An empty jail cell with a brand new porn mag

[Callum @CallumChidgey]

Not dying from a bee sting would kill a Victorian child #tweetit

[Callum @CallumChidgey]

Punishing and rewarding your pooping habits #tweetit

[Callum @CallumChidgey]

@MJBerrisford 🎣

[Callum @CallumChidgey]

Why they doing ring around the roses as a celebration though?

[Football Away Days @FBAwayDays]

Barcelona have just won La Liga after winning 4-2 away at local rivals Espanyol.

Barca players were celebrating on the pitch, until Espanyol fans invaded the pitch and literally chased them off…

The Barca players legged it… 🤣�

[Callum @CallumChidgey]

Dear all men everywhere. Can you stop being involved in the sex slave trade in any way please. It’s not cool. Seriously.