( parody! ) callum

“and they lived happily ever after.” 🤵🏻‍♂️+🤵🏻‍♀️= 💍

[( parody! ) callum @CallumEverAfter]

British 🇬🇧 Actor 🎬 Aquarius. ♒️ Happily Married To A Goddess. 💘@xhotlikehellx

{ no association w/ the real callum! irl accounts will be blocked. }

ships are closed but would still love to write with you all.

↺ + ♡

[( parody! ) callum @CallumEverAfter]

@xhotlikehellx I had a premonition that we fell into a rhythm where the music don't stop for life.

[( parody! ) callum @CallumEverAfter]

Until I Found You. 💘

[( parody! ) callum @CallumEverAfter]

/ My mom saying that Callum looks like a British Shawn Mendes and now I can’t unsee it. 😭😭

[( parody! ) callum @CallumEverAfter]

An appreciation for the woman I love.

[( parody! ) callum @CallumEverAfter]

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face swap coming soon.

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@xalwayssunnyx

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

“wtf was i about to google?”

[( parody! ) callum @CallumEverAfter]

@xalwayssunnyx 💀💀

[( parody! ) callum @CallumEverAfter]

@xalwayssunnyx Nah he’s definitely OUR baby. I think he likes you more than me on most days. 🤣

[( parody! ) callum @CallumEverAfter]

@xalwayssunnyx he’s like a grown man now 😢

[( parody! ) callum @CallumEverAfter]

@xalwayssunnyx I believe so like that was a real lyric 🤣

[( parody! ) callum @CallumEverAfter]

@xalwayssunnyx

[☄️ Kath☄️ @lookatmymood]

🥲

[( parody! ) callum @CallumEverAfter]

@xalwayssunnyx / yes 🤣 hector is the new puppy, haven is the one he adopted during the pandemic (if i remember correctly)

[( parody! ) callum @CallumEverAfter]

@xalwayssunnyx We’ll make it happen. You know I gotchu. 😘

[( parody! ) callum @CallumEverAfter]

@xalwayssunnyx Don’t worry bout it baby, I’ll kiss em’ all away.

[( parody! ) callum @CallumEverAfter]

@xalwayssunnyx Yes and yes ❤️

[( parody! ) callum @CallumEverAfter]

@xalwayssunnyx

[You & I @cutelovemood]

need 🤍