Callum Paterson

Professional Hater & Retired Comedian

[Callum Paterson @CallumPaaat95]

Superstar 🤷🏼‍♂️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Tennent's Lager @TennentsLager]

As fans, as a team, as a nation... we're #MadeForThis 💪

It's time to celebrate Scotland's five million reasons to care this summer 🤞 ⚽️

One for the history books.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Sources confirm there will still be a bank holiday in England to celebrate the Djed Spence tackle.

[Callum Paterson @CallumPaaat95]

Need the link ?

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

England fans chanting about Scotland before their game vs Panama…

“Yes sir, you can book it, you can book your flight back home, you can book it, book it, book it, all night long”

Incredible 😂😂😂

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

It's Never Coming Home.

18+ GambleAware

[Callum Paterson @CallumPaaat95]

Could be the best fight of the night! #UFC329

[Callum Paterson @CallumPaaat95]

Kavanagh in two 🫡 #UFC329

[Nick Metcalfe @Nick_Metcalfe]

A couple of people asked why I call it the Dougie Donnelly Test, after they nattered away during fans singing Wonderwall.

Here at the 07 Scottish League Cup final, Dougie shows all his broadcasting nous and allows viewers to hear Hibs fans sing Sunshine on Leith.

Pure magic.

[Callum Paterson @CallumPaaat95]

That’s cause your a cat and we are dug people

[Knitty Kitty @KnittyKittyWK]

As an English woman who has lived in Scotland for 30 years, I’ve found it’s the other way round & it’s nasty, really nasty.

[Callum Paterson @CallumPaaat95]

I’ve got it on good authority Shankland requested him to sing Flower of Scotland to secure second 👀

[Jamie Carragher @Carra23]

3-2 Hibs best game I've seen this season. #ScottishCupFinal

[Callum Paterson @CallumPaaat95]

🤣🤣🤣

[Ewen Cameron @EwenDCameron]

Proud ♥️

[Callum Paterson @CallumPaaat95]

Inject it 😮‍💨😮‍💨

[Daily Record Sport @Record_Sport]

📽 Devastated Hearts fans after losing 3-1 to Celtic and missing out on the Scottish Premiership title 💔

#CelticFC #HeartsFC #ScottishPremiership

[john @JohnMac___]

Rangers got beat by hibs and not a single cunt noticed 😂😂😂😂

[Callum Paterson @CallumPaaat95]

@RangersFC fans 21st may 2016 🤣🤣

[NS @NS_1872]

Can you imagine running on the park at a football stadium trying to antagonise the opposition fans, but instead you get your head hoofed clean off your shoulders in front of 50,000 people?

[Callum Paterson @CallumPaaat95]

@cotterboy7 🤣🤣 Always cheated never defeated FC

[Callum Paterson @CallumPaaat95]

Not seen another player hit out like that but yeah Celtic cheated once again 😭😭

[maestro#8 @cotterboy7]

@JDHibs Embarrassing if u think that’s a red
Be interesting now to see every other corner kick scrutinised the same way and how many violent conducts they can come up with
As for McGrath , what a fukin cock of a boy

[Last Dime @RangersTruth]

‘Scotland fans are on a bender
‘Jamie Foxx is a sex offender’

Gotta be a chant at the World Cup

[Peter Martin @PeterMsport]

Game over 2-0 to the @JamTarts The wait goes on for Hibees. #ScottishCup

[Callum Paterson @CallumPaaat95]

@Banks @ZerkaaHD now’s your time to purchase what you created 🤣

[Callum Paterson @CallumPaaat95]

These Rangers commentator’s comparing Mikey Moore to Maradona is fucking wild 🤣🤣