Callum Saunders

Returning twatter. Views definitely not my own, all views are totally those of the BBC Corporation.

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@andrewlowson seems weird that 1000 people would CHOOSE to follow what you have to say on twitter 🙄

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Everything is better in slow mo

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@eat_news Do they come with anything in them or do you just get the pots?

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Your DJ name is the first 2 letters of McDonalds followed by your msn email address from high school.

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Is there anything in Australia that won't kill you????

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I am definitely supposed to be doing work #Wednesdays #ohwell

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These violent delights have violent ends.

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My problem is that other people don’t think exactly like I do and that’s what makes the days so long

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Well today is going to drag #killme

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@eat_news thanks that could get me in trouble that could!

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@eat_news bought a turkey hotpot for lunch from Birmingham new st, paid with phone. This came up in my statement ???

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@andrewlowson get me one

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@andrewlowson why you in London? Don't like this

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@andrewlowson Weird! I'm visiting your mum too!

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@andrewlowson where you going?

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This is what Fridays are about #macciesbreakfast

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No way. Not happening.#37hrsbatterylifemyarse

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Good of @RoyalMail to leave my @AmazonUK parcel hanging out of my letterbox just enough that anyone passing could see it from the road.

[Callum Saunders @CallumS339]

If this article was a TV series, I'd watch it.

https://t.co/drkDkQIoaK

[Callum Saunders @CallumS339]

Guy in front of me on the bus smells strongly of those Coco Pops cereal bar things.