Callum Scott

Relatable Raconteur

[Callum Scott @CallumScott]

Boney M does Frankston
#FridayVibes #Melbourne #boneym #frankston #coffee #kitchen
https://t.co/cjkx2YeXR6

[simonrosenberg.bsky.social @simon_rosenberg]

Prince Andrew of Nonceville is driven to the back entrance of Westminster Abbey, reserved for family embarrassments. #Coronation

[Callum Scott @CallumScott]

Fuck Chuck and his merry band of parasites.
#NotMyKing #AbolishTheMonachy #CharlesIII #CharlesCoronation #SCOTLANDINDEPENDENCE2023

[Callum Scott @CallumScott]

In Bunnings we trust - let us pay ... 🔨
#bunnings #church #Melbourne #sausagesizzle #hardware #collingwood
https://t.co/PzVZlgH3E9

[Tim Brannigan @tim_brannigan]

🎵You can shove your coronation up yer arse.🎵

[The Betoota Advocate @BetootaAdvocate]

Veteran’s Severe PTSD And Lack Of Housing Suddenly Fixed After Nation Gets Pissed In His Honour: https://t.co/lkNtC6Am34

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Bee Mashing Face Into Pollen Like Miami Drug Lord https://t.co/8TbrwPAwHz

[Callum Scott @CallumScott]

Exploding on Pornhub this summer, with a touch of Musk n' Grimes et al
@Pornhub @xvideoscom @elonmusk
#ElonMusk #SpaceX #Parody #porn

[Callum Scott @CallumScott]

Children and valid Health Care Card holders - 50% off entry
@LiberalAus
#PeterDutton #LiberalParty #TheVoiceToParliament

[Callum Scott @CallumScott]

Looking at you @RealMarkLatham and @OneNationAus - u r the scum of the earth
#marklatham #onenation
https://t.co/AjZoXqaexj

[Callum Scott @CallumScott]

This publication sheds light on the vermin attending George Pell's funeral.
https://t.co/A35JsAvDzx
@OpusDeiAus @auscaths @ACBC1
#Pell #GeorgePell

[Callum Scott @CallumScott]

#DingDong

The story of an over-protective father willing to destroy the American constitution just so he can f**k his daughter and make #America great again.

#Trump #TrumpIsDone #MAGAmeltdown #MAGAts #maga #FBR

[Tyson Wray @tysonwray]

SPORT. Fed Square is more cooked than Matthew Guy right now.

[Callum Scott @CallumScott]

If in doubt rebrand.
@FIFAWorldCup @Socceroos
#WorldCup2022 #BoycottQatar2022
https://t.co/8foexmpi0X

[Callum Scott @CallumScott]

I thought exams were outdated 3.4 decades ago. This confirms it. Read on.
@DETVic @AusGovEducation @UniMelb @VicGovDH
#VCE #VCAL #Year12 #Melbourne #Victoria
https://t.co/TyL0cDtLNY

[Callum Scott @CallumScott]

Is this the last straw for Matthew Guy?
@VictorianLabor @LiberalVictoria @ruokday
#Victoria #Melbourne #Matthewguy #RUOKDay2022
https://t.co/Uv33ceyKM9

[Dead Rabbit Inc. @DeadRabbitInc1]

Porn addiction has exploded since lockdown. Read on...
@Pornhub @PornCamcunts @BeatMagazine @BBoundbks @VicGovDH @VicGovAu @MaryAnneThomas
#health #healthcare #Melbourne #Victoria #porn #addiction #pornaddiction
https://t.co/fQOz7SE2an

[Callum Scott @CallumScott]

Bogan is dead and we have killed it. Read more about the demise of this Australian subculture.
@CatherineDeveny @BoganHunters @TheVapingBogan @edgecentral @theprojecttv @7mate @BgoAddy
#bogans #aussie #straya #strayamate #mate
https://t.co/O9HVRxR4IA

[Dead Rabbit Inc. @DeadRabbitInc1]

Bogan is dead and we have killed it. Read more about the demise of this Australian subculture.
@CatherineDeveny @BoganHunters @TheVapingBogan @edgecentral @theprojecttv @7mate
#bogans #Aussie #straya #strayamate #Mate
https://t.co/YBRaEQI0b4