callum

[Kathy Griffin @kathygriffin]

Look, you stupid bitch, go throw your dad that BJ he wants and then walk him out of the White House and the Presidency forever. Force him to resign immediately. https://t.co/XeGfYFpDfU

[Mb @madxbirch]

Spag Bol and garlic bread ELITE combo

[callum @Callum_JJS]

can someone tell me how being put on lockdown for our own safety is a human rights violation??? maybe i’m not stupid enough to understand :/

[callum @Callum_JJS]

stay inside you fucking idiots

[Reb @rebtweetsoften]

Absolute cheek of this cookie recipe, got the dough ready and it’s says CHiLL fOr tHiRtY miNuTeS yeah I will mate while it’s in oven don’t be silly

[callum @Callum_JJS]

a post quarantine callum sangster

[callum @Callum_JJS]

if you’re not self isolating YOU ARE A DICK

[callum @Callum_JJS]

do you think you’re clap for the nhs actually counted if it’s not on your snapchat story?

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

[callum @Callum_JJS]

@KatieEgan23 Neither, we’ve just finished 4 weeks of strikes and now we have at least another 4 off, no refund, no advice, nothing

[callum @Callum_JJS]

rufus humphrey is a dick

[callum @Callum_JJS]

just got on a train, it was on time, i managed to get a seat and table, and no one on here smells of piss, what a wonderful world

[Lucia Keskin @chiwithaC]

can’t believe we’re leaving Europe at 11pm. havnt got any packing done, my PLT order hasn’t arrived, not put me fake tan on yet. no way I’m gonna make this flight.

[🦆 @mangh_oe]

What do you actually call this genre and why don’t they make them anymore

[callum @Callum_JJS]

everything’s made in china these days

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

The coronavirus which first emerged in China has now spread to Europe, with two cases confirmed in France https://t.co/tR005ZSOOD

[callum @Callum_JJS]

@KatieEgan23 only a phone call away, if i answer i am anyway

[callum @Callum_JJS]

@KatieEgan23 what the fuck am i

[Niall Gray @NiallGray]

Why was every school disco DJ like this

[callum @Callum_JJS]

can’t be arsed with these people flexing gucci bags on their stories just to go home to their council house having chicken dippers and chips for their dinners