Callum

[Sean Cranston @themoviedadsc]

Wives anytime they see their husband relaxing:

[England @England]

John Stones 🕺😂

The energy in the changing room last night 🔥

[Josh @joshpearson180]

One minute and twenty eight seconds of pure class

It’s coming home lads

[BIG LEO 🦅 @leodey4uu]

People who were called by their surname in school were elite.

[Ewok @22CaratEwok]

This England game’s like standing at your back door at 1am waiting for the dog to have a shit

[Paddy Raff @paddyraffcomedy]

Describing a Toblerone to someone who’s never had one before

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

Put your phone down when someone is talking to you. Basic manners.

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

Unfortunately there are no benefits to being a good person.

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

holding back your sarcastic replies takes a lot of inner strength.

[R I S S A @Badassrissa_]

i don’t know how to be fake. I just become very quiet around energy i can’t vibe with.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Notice how GPS never says, "made a mistake". It simply says, "recalculating route". In this new year, embrace the detours, adjust the course, and keep moving forward.

[5 @txrxvc]

the urge to delete all socials, go ghost and lock in for the year

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

here's nothing i hate more than a failed nap attempt

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

I used to think I was introverted because I like being alone, but it turns out I really like being at peace with myself and my surroundings, and I'm extremely extroverted with people who bring me comfort and happiness.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

i realized that a lot of adults are healing their inner child and that's one of the reasons why i don't make fun of people who have "childish" hobbies. Some people didn't get to have a childhood until they became adults.

[Kalshi Film @Kalshi_Film]

“Being alone for a while is dangerous. It's addicting. Once you see how peaceful it is, you don't want to deal with people anymore.”

-Tom Hardy-

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

Being financially stable is enough for me. I don’t have to be the richest. I just want to always be able to eat what I want, go where I want, pay my bills on time, and give my family a great life.

[Sonia @BalogunSonia4]

Have you ever been in one of those moods where you don't really know what's wrong, but you feel really irritated with everyone and everything?

[💭 @cloudwing0]

The autistic struggle of trying to appear grateful enough when you receive a gift

[Gecqua stan account @ansamenow]

What the fuck is up with people in this country having absolutely NO spatial awareness in supermarkets? Why is your trolley sideways blocking the aisle? Why are you standing near the entrance looking around as if it’s your first time on earth? MOVEEEEEE