Cal

Inventor of the 5ofHearts. Sufferer of sexsomnia... ''The only way to deal with temptation is to yield to it'' - Oscar Wilde

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@travelingflying I feel sorry for casting agents. Hire a black guy for the role - Criticised. Hire a white dude - criticised. Perhaps if we didn’t distrust everyone’s “intentions” we’d all get along better 🙏🏽

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@FrontlinesTPUSA Pathetic… damn can I be arrested for saying that? 🖕🏽

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@ROUNDTHEBEND__ medic needed in Prague, old town - 👀

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Finally having my wrong order picked up by @Wayfair today after over a month of painful back and forth emails where they’ve completely contradicted themselves - quite embarrassing.
Will never be using them again!

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@ScotKnitter Looks like a pokemon

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11 staff and 6 customers and still a 20 minute wait to be served...
Worst customer service ever
@MetroBank_Help

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@tyler_casper My girlfriend

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@WElGHTROOM Cheaper than 100 chickens 😂

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Matthew Colton - you’re the only name of his I could find on social media. Could you let him know I have it.
Cheers

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@BazzaGrint - hey buddy, friend of yours dropped his wallet and I have it (actually).

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Literally favourite time of year!! Crazy night at swankys_baby
#halloween #halloween17… https://t.co/HzJ4fAPqa9

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Snuggles with this little one
❤️.
#puppy #dog #teacupmaltese #naptime @ West Kensington https://t.co/zqTk8t5aRm

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The calm before the storm - and what a storm it was ❤️ #wedding #Florence #scholtensday #besties… https://t.co/EVU68uQ12K

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Cheating on Banks on holiday with a new pup...?
#alps #Pomeranian #mountain #puppy #dog #holiday… https://t.co/zG01fQuqMl

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Drinks in the mountains...
#poser #idiot #mouthful #drinks #poolparty #snow #mountains #hottub… https://t.co/PmhS9z16vl

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Dressed for the gym the only way we know how... 🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄
#unicorn #besties #gymwear @ Ötztal Alps https://t.co/qA9EftdUZx

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When there are no free weights or arm machines so you've got to make the most for an arm pump… https://t.co/07pX2AwcEg

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You're not leaving me in this boiling car today - even if I have to… https://t.co/ftqXPL5FWB

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Cuddles with one of my beautiful godsons ❤️❤️❤️.
emrahbaykal1… https://t.co/B8A2exaaZS

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Being loved too much for cuddles
#toomuch @ The Hurlingham Club https://t.co/Wdfxhh0cyN