Cleo

40s, Black, single, no kids, joyful, throat 🐐, kinda funny, NSFW sometimes, so MDNI, 🍉

[Cleo @CalmHuntress]

@angellailah_yG no.

[Cleo @CalmHuntress]

@BigShankkz self-aware king 👑

[Jaguar Paw @BIG_Raad]

Rebellion against the evil that’s running this planet

[Cleo @CalmHuntress]

honestly.

not gonna find better motivation to get myself together before Capricorn season

[amity☊ @Zodi_Am]

We’ll be in the energy of Venus Retrograde until December.

Use this time to get hot.
Use this time to get money.
Use this time to get even.

[Cleo @CalmHuntress]

@ItsKaylannn as someone who moved and lost MANY plants, this absolutely checks out and will make you feel unlike yourself.

go get something and repot it before temps drop, bb 🫶🏿

[Cleo @CalmHuntress]

@BLaze4490 hotel room

not my bedroom where I stay

[Cleo @CalmHuntress]

I will never wonder do guys actually like fat girls

my dms confirm this day after day

I have to discern whether they truly admire, see me as easy, or fetish . . . but literally every woman has to have some sort of filter

this isn't groundbreaking

[Cleo @CalmHuntress]

@Wateriswet90210 @thecimonalisa oh. . . .

you thought "the work" I was referring was a quick 20 min, and not multiple rounds?

[Cleo @CalmHuntress]

@CrownThe5 not me feeling sorry for you 😭😭

real recognize real, and she was definitely undervaluing herself given the skillset on display

[Cleo @CalmHuntress]

standard

there might be 1 or 2 I'd swap, but this is basic and honestly a blueprint

dudes, steal this and update your profile -- if you don't know how to, perhaps don't get mad at a lack/quality of matches . .

(quality referring to alignment, not value)

[bria celest @55mmbae]

My dating app red flag list got ppl in a tizzy on threads 💀

[Cleo @CalmHuntress]

🩻 "I didn't know that about you"
🍎 "tuh, you could have been there if you found me sooner🙄"

🩻 "I'm so glad you're mine"
🍎 "good. always have been, you're just bad at hide and seek"

🩻 "wanna go to XYZ?"
🍎 "been waiting on you to ask since 2014"

[Cleo @CalmHuntress]

I would like to be married one day . . .

(expostionexpostionexpositon)

and the most annoying bit I'm gonna have with my husband is why he didn't find me sooner

[Cleo @CalmHuntress]

😭😭 women supporting women 😭😭

[Morgan 🤍 @Poundcakemo_]

You suck a mean dick sista. Whole too. May your 19 followers double and your $30 meets triple. 🫶🏽

[Cleo @CalmHuntress]

I understand it is, but truly don't get ~why~ this is unpopular

[Goddess Of Sin @GoddessOfSin666]

Unpopular opinion: sexual compatibility is more important than people want to admit.

[Cleo @CalmHuntress]

been off the apps for years, but this convinced

brb gonna go start a tinder account

[Master Togan @Getinwithgame]

If she’s on Tinder, she’s a wh0re.

A girl on Tinder is advertising herself to hundreds of men at the same time.

She is:

[Cleo @CalmHuntress]

it's a challenge

cause when I find the few who do make me wanna shut up and listen . . . 💦💦

[B @Buhle_Sibiya1]

Idk why I’m so attracted to strict men when I know very well how much I struggle listening

[Cleo @CalmHuntress]

nope #sizequeen

[SMOOTH MELANIN @smoothmelanin]

Unpopular opinion: We as women prefer head over the D when having sex.

[Cleo @CalmHuntress]

I want the kind of intimacy where I can have a guy relax against me, while I stroke his dick in front of a mirror and whisper how much he means to me

[Cleo @CalmHuntress]

I don't have time to deal with this

[MAJOR @Squeeze1i]

Wait wait wait — so apparently being labeled "gifted" as a kid and coasting through school on pure raw pattern recognition, only for your brain to completely hit a brick wall the second life required actual executive function that’s actually a high-IQ ADHD thing?? Yes.