CalmTequila

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[CalmTequila @CalmTequila]

🧛✨New Video✨🧛 playing #SuckUp , can I convince AI to let me in their house? https://t.co/ABqWFuvKvf

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

Adulting is so harddd. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next you’re convinced you’re not doing enough.

[em @emilyagain]

Barbecue air and everyone has diarrhea...what a time to be alive

[☔ @Whotfismick]

POV: me at 3am after saying I'm getting up early

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

When it comes to Saturdays, I'm either doing a million activities or bedrotting There is no in between.

[Pejuola 🗣️ @Pejuola_a]

Nobody is more stressed than a woman who knows she has potential but feels completely confused about her next move, career and life

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Me pretending to be okay with a situation that's clearly affecting me

[CalmTequila @CalmTequila]

AH!

[e ∞ @aspharrygus]

THEY LOOK SO HOT AND HAPPY

[grace @gracefishlove]

Sorry about the mean things i said when i was right

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

I was told today by a 17-year-old that there was no way people were writing 10 page papers without Al.

Dude, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[ɴ.♡ @luvblessingz]

My favorite part of reality tv is when someone goes “I never said that” and then they play a compilation of every time the did in fact say that.

[nube☁️ • 👧🍵⏳🪶 @rdvelveties]

being an adult is looking at your 35 installed games on your desktop and deciding you're too tired for anything other than a youtube video

[eliza ˙⋆✮ @enchantedflms]

bold of u to assume i ever stopped calling it twitter

[Stunna ⛧ @wentsickomode]

This is so silly because one of the first things you learn as a bartender even at the worst of bars is to burn the ice if you break glass.

[CalmTequila @CalmTequila]

My poor Spotify didn't know what to do with me this week, between the dinner jazz and the EDM for studying 😂

[trevor @trevorngl]

me putting my winter coat away for the 8th time this spring

[William Daniels @MrBillDaniels]

Hard to believe I’m turning 99 tomorrow! I’m so grateful that staying connected with my fans has been so fulfilling in my later years. While I’m taking a pause on long distance travel, I’m still available on Cameo! https://t.co/kluqu3t0zc

[MR. POP @MrPopOfficial]

35 years ago today ‘Clarissa Explains It All’ debuted on Nickelodeon.

The show stars Melissa Joan Hart and was the first Nickelodeon show to have a female lead, paving the way for future female led shows.

[CalmTequila @CalmTequila]

I love being diagnosed with an autoimmune disorder during the Awareness Month... (officially Celiac) which isn't just a "don't eat gluten", so that's on me.

[cessi 🏀 @ceciiii07]

When everyone is looking at me and sees an adult but… this is what i feel like on the inside

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

William Daniels, Mr. Feeny on 'Boy Meets World,' turns 99 years old