Brian Taylor

Dad. Husband. Petrolhead. Singer & performer. Consulting Risk Manager & Principal Designer. MS Warrior since 2003. @calmthebeans elsewhere.

[Brian Taylor @CalmTheBeans]

@Mattisamazing33 Hmm… 🤨

[☠️ Matt 👾 @Mattisamazing33]

How often do you do an outdoor tinkle?

[Brian Taylor @CalmTheBeans]

@RobWakes Looks like an E-Ray.

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@bagshaw2112 Hmm. 😐

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[Brian Taylor @CalmTheBeans]

@MattTakeThree Thank you for bringing this to my attention.

[Brian Taylor @CalmTheBeans]

@RodRapid1784 Serves them right.

[Brian Taylor @CalmTheBeans]

@kejamieson_ The first one should do the trick! 😆

[alexmassie @alexmassie]

John Swinney is handling the Murrell affair very badly.
So badly, in fact, that we are left to conclude he opposes a new inquiry because he fears what it might find.
At some point, SNP people are going to start wondering if he is part of the problem…
https://t.co/zsxYAQG8Ul

[Brian Taylor @CalmTheBeans]

@bagshaw2112 Good morning! Snap!

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@CollinRugg Oh, for want of an Oxford Comma.

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@bagshaw2112 Steady as she goes.

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[Joe Fattorini @joefattorini]

As Peter Murrell returns to court today, here is the extraordinary story of his obsession with buying endless wine accessories - including five decanters. Four of them identical.

https://t.co/NaA1m9w9jT

[Joe Fattorini @joefattorini]

I have written a piece (coming out tomorrow) that connects Peter Murrell to political events than happened fifty years ago. I'm quite pleased how far I'm milking this.

[Brian Taylor @CalmTheBeans]

@bagshaw2112 Oh, come on!!!

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[Emma Savage, Travel Counsellor ✈️ @TCEmmaSavage]

I think I'm no longer going to offer UK chauffeur transfers...been let down twice by a supplier I trusted. Too stressful to be let down at last minute and no time to rebook - when people have flights to catch. Yes, I'm on the phone at 11pm to try and sort this out.

[Brian Taylor @CalmTheBeans]

@bagshaw2112 😎

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[Brian Spuzuki @BrianSpanner1]

‘I don't know Jeff has there? I must've missed that.
A kitchen?’

[Brian Taylor @CalmTheBeans]

@ConstableChaos Yes, yes you have. Congratulations!

[Brian Taylor @CalmTheBeans]

@TomTalksCars Don’t 🤬 about with it, just leather it! Doesn’t take a rocket scientist.

Oh…

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@MotoNutJob is hoarding them.

[Softboy @softboywin]

Why does it lowkey feel like nobody has a Dalmatian anymore

[Brian Taylor @CalmTheBeans]

@bagshaw2112 Well done!

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