Fiancéguy Engagedman

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100% *NOT* @-ohmyskeet
Occasionally susceptible to lizard-brain shenanigans

[Fiancéguy Engagedman @CalmTooCold]

I'm gonna pin this to my profile so I can point at it whenever anyone tells me that actual left-wingers should get on board with Democrats. That Kamala would've NEVER done this. The Democrats wanted to escalate this so bad that it *breaks their hearts* Trump didn't.

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

It appears Trump just agreed to give Iran control of the Strait of Hormuz, a history-changing win for Iran.

The level of incompetence is both stunning and heartbreaking.

What on earth is happening?

[Fiancéguy Engagedman @CalmTooCold]

I hate my bitch wife, Elmer Fudd, and my two shitty ungrateful bunny children sm. But they're my faily. Whaddya gonna do? (Besides toss back some black coffee and handle dang business!!)

[Fiancéguy Engagedman @CalmTooCold]

@ImBillRay I hate my bitch wife, Elmer Fudd, and my two shitty ungrateful bunny children sm. But they're my faily. Whaddya gonna do? (Besides toss back some black coffee and handle dang business!!)

[Fiancéguy Engagedman @CalmTooCold]

@Madd13bailey Yes

[Fiancéguy Engagedman @CalmTooCold]

@JasonDClinton @hinapansari You're LUCKY nobody believes your bullshit scare hype lmao if we did you would've been executed 50x over for crimes against humanity for your stupid, useless hugboxes

[Burner @BurnerDontask]

AI bros if we took their warnings seriously

[Fiancéguy Engagedman @CalmTooCold]

@BigPaleTone Yeah everyone says "oh that's just bringing back racist stuff" but foh everyone's able to be literate now, we NEEED restrictions. You HAVE to prove you have ANY business chiming in on these things. Basic civics, reading comprehension, etc.

[Fiancéguy Engagedman @CalmTooCold]

@l_u_n_a13 I am too but when it comes to my spine/medicine, I am not interested in *second-/third-party* relayed ghost advice lol. If they knew anything good they wouldn't be dead!🤣

[Fiancéguy Engagedman @CalmTooCold]

They'd genuinely rather send you to a quack who will try to adjust the ghosts out of your bones than give you an oxy script anymore 😭 cold game

[withered old crone 🥀🇵🇸 @FlatEartherK1tt]

thinking about the doctor i had a 3am telehealth appointment with the other day that recommended i see a chiropractor for my sciatica

[Fiancéguy Engagedman @CalmTooCold]

"no ethical consumption under capitalism" & all, but can I PLEASE buy seaweed snacks that doesn't prop up Terrorist Korea's international industries?? Thanks in advance for smh tips -😬🥰

[Fiancéguy Engagedman @CalmTooCold]

Pretty exciting weekend plans:

[Fiancéguy Engagedman @CalmTooCold]

@l_u_n_a13 It's late, but this is the general joke I was making about chiropractors being into ghosts

[Fiancéguy Engagedman @CalmTooCold]

Ayy but I'm so ffr -- I've had maybe 20 pimples in my entire life and if I have one on my wedding day I will make it EVERYONE'S problem so someone help me with how to handle in that's already starting to develop?? Like besides the hydrocolloid what do I do to minimize/shorten???

[Fiancéguy Engagedman @CalmTooCold]

Lol and it's so insane too cuz if you EVER had Molly you wouldn't confuse the two highs at all, yet I'm constantly being told of "super fire rolls" that end up being heart-shaped meth pills lmao. IF YOU'RE TAKIN YOUR "X PILLS" BEFORE WORK AS A PICK-ME-UP YOU ARE NOT TAKIN MDMA😭

[nah. 🇻🇨 @FEELZ_____]

if you took “molly” after 2017, congratulations.

chances are you actually took meth!

[zayden @pemilo123]

I'm not the "Misses social cues" kind of autistic I'm actually the "I think You're social cues are cowardly and you should speak up like an adult" kind of autistic

[Fiancéguy Engagedman @CalmTooCold]

@tenthousund Surely not lmao

[Fiancéguy Engagedman @CalmTooCold]

@KapitanKey Brutal life til you find your other half, brother, I know it. But keep at it

[Fiancéguy Engagedman @CalmTooCold]

I know, I know I should just pray The Church just fixes his heart but I'm so fuckin sickkkkkk of his ilk man

[Fiancéguy Engagedman @CalmTooCold]

This is a very sure sign you're joining for the wrong reasons! 👍 Plz stop inquiring, we're full, actually.

[Fumples @benedictus_9]

Big fear of mine is becoming Catholic and marrying someone who cheats on me (or worse passes their child as my own) and I can’t divorce them because of Catholicism’s stupid anti divorce bullshit.

[Fiancéguy Engagedman @CalmTooCold]

@FlatEartherK1tt They really out here giving out ANYTHING other than pain meds lmao

[Fiancéguy Engagedman @CalmTooCold]

@MyLordChad Happens. Flirting is a dangerous game. Takes a man to admit when he made a mistake and apologize without reservation. Here's to the next one being equally enthusiastic about the opportunity 🫡

[Fiancéguy Engagedman @CalmTooCold]

@carmella_nicole Ain't it?!?! 😭😭

[Fiancéguy Engagedman @CalmTooCold]

MY WEDDING RIMG JS IN EN ROUTE TO ME OMFG AAAHHHHHHHH😭😭😭😭😭