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25 | Im addicted to overreacting

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Someone once tried to insult me by calling me “jaded as fuck” and honestly I live by that term now.

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My toxic trait is seeing my barber complain about something on social media that I’ve done exactly one time and thinking he’s talking about me.

[lil fern 🪴 @n8s_thoughts]

just so y’all know milk+ called the cops repeatedly on the taco stand that has been on that corner for over 6 years. they’ve now been forced to move.

they didn’t want a local mexican family competing against their incredibly expensive food.

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@StaceyHarkey 😕

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When my mom said she’d look better in my sweater than me

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I’m convinced the snake that tempted Eve was a woman bc men are trash and Eve’s curse was actually that she had to like men to multiply and replenish the earth. I’m this essay I will..

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Progressive Mormons when the come to visit me at the LGBT community

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@futureminded_ Sorry I spend too much time on my alt now :/

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@aphton77 Omg i went to middle school with her!!!

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@jaaaketyler And to top off the cuteness he has social anxiety 🥺

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Handle: calmille

Venmo giving away free money like:

[Venmo @Venmo]

🚨 VIBE CHECK 🚨 We’re baaaack, giving out $200,000 today. RT this with your Venmo handle + a vibey GIF. You could win $500. #VenmoMe

Must follow @Venmo. No purch nec. Ends 10/7. US only, 18+. Venmo acct req’d. Rules: https://t.co/g4KLdG1U1l

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

humanity the moment we got free will https://t.co/Op8JdojNDE

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My manager asked me how I was doing and I told her I was sick and felt terrible and then she told me I need to reorganize my priorities 🙂🙃

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@StaceyHarkey *Me looking up the date thinking it’s in a week only to realize we have to wait a whole month

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And put the reflector tape on them!!!

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How am I just now hearing Just a Dream by Carrie Underwood and why am I in shambles??

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Me if I was a rapper:

Ate a bagel this morning,
Call that gluten morgen.

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This is a tiktok I made that accurately shows how my adhd brain works.

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@StaceyHarkey The character growth from being canceled is unparalleled

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@Swilua That reminds me of this quote tweet someone did once upon a time?? Like, I’m the same tone as crisco.