Theresa K

Fishercreek & Harmony Flat Coated Retrievers.
UNH '16: Nutrition: Dietetics.
UNE MSAN.
Keene State College Dietetic Intern '19.

[Theresa K @CalmnessInChaos]

Hey @NOAA I think this is yours?

[Theresa K @CalmnessInChaos]

@AskTSA can unopened prepackaged foods like granola bars make their way through tsa?

[Theresa K @CalmnessInChaos]

@AskTSA Thank you!

[Theresa K @CalmnessInChaos]

@AskTSA This is a weird one...
Can I carry on cryogenic frozen semen?

[tdhs @dogshowingprobs]

“so, like, how expensive are your dog things?”

honestly at this point, i feel supporting a family of drug addicts would be a smarter financial decision.

[Theresa K @CalmnessInChaos]

@tylerbhampton Safety first!

[tdhs @dogshowingprobs]

Correct me if I’m wrong, but this is a hundred times better than a child growing up with a phone in their hand.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human asked what i wanted to be for halloween. and after some thought. i have decided. i would like to be cherished

[tdhs @dogshowingprobs]

I’m just a girl sitting in a room full of people wishing I was somewhere with my dogs

[Ser Hunts @Ser_Hunts]

Just to clarify, #HouseOfTheDragon wont begin filming until next year most likely. That means it would be hitting out screens early 2021! Thinking it will come next year isn't realistic. The budget will be huge and like #GameofThrones perfection takes time!

[Theresa K @CalmnessInChaos]

The only thing slower than molasses in January is the @AnthemInc Web Shop. Also, not much more frustrating. 😤

[NBC Entertainment @nbc]

Couples costume idea

[Theresa K @CalmnessInChaos]

I'm trying to do all sorts of #adulting today. Meanwhile, the universe is like:

[Puppers Premium Lager @OfficialPuppers]

Get yourself a ticket to #LetterkennyLive at 10AM local if you want to.

Use code PUPPERS to purchase tickets at https://t.co/9uFCJjeuA6

[Theresa K @CalmnessInChaos]

Hey @cjboxauthor. If you had to choose a "theme song" for the main characters in the Joe Pickett books what would they be? (Old Town Road came on the radio and I immediately thought of Dallas Cates)

[Theresa K @CalmnessInChaos]

I just realized that it's October 23 and I've yet to hear 🎶Thriller🎶
It's spooky season, but no Thriller? Weird...

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. i am already very tired. so i really think. we should all try again tomorrow

[Letterkenny Problems @LetterkennyProb]

‘Bout time for a turtleneck.

[Theresa K @CalmnessInChaos]

So apparently this isn't the final @fedex update. (or FedEx fuck up)
Now our tracking number doesn't exist... Even though there is an open case for tracking?..

[Theresa K @CalmnessInChaos]

Final @FedEx update.
They found the package in Memphis (not Paris or Switzerland like we expected). It was in the hazardous materials section. 🤦‍♀️
We were told by an agent that if the Twitter FedEx rep cont'd talking to us she'd be fired.
#CustomerServiceWeek2019

[C.J. Box @cjboxauthor]

I’m pleased to report that the 20th Joe Pickett novel, entitled LONG RANGE, is finished and has been sent to @PutnamBooks for publication 03/03/20. I think you’ll like it. 🤠