Calon MacKinnon

[Calon MacKinnon @CalonMackinnon]

@KayleighPerry93 @Tesco OMFG - GRIM. Still struggling to understand how somebody’s beading from their wooden floor has ended up in a packet of chicken 🤔

[Calon MacKinnon @CalonMackinnon]

I bought BBQ Chicken Breast Pieces today from @Tesco emptied the packet into my salad and started to eat away. When the next thing I knew I was biting down on wood? Please can somebody get in touch with me regarding this as there is no information on the packaging

[Calon MacKinnon @CalonMackinnon]

@Tesco I really don’t want £2.50 back from nearly chocking and breaking my composite bonding. I’d like to take this a lot further and somebody to be in touch with me asap

[Calon MacKinnon @CalonMackinnon]

That lateral flow better be fucking neggy tomorrow bc I can not any longer

[Calon MacKinnon @CalonMackinnon]

Hello I am doing fundraiser for North West Air Ambulance. Check out their @JustGiving page and please donate if you can. Thank you! #JustGiving https://t.co/pDGVaDcjg4

[Calon MacKinnon @CalonMackinnon]

This weather guru better shut up I don’t want to hear his neggy weather vibes on my birthday AM

[Calon MacKinnon @CalonMackinnon]

@KayleighPerry93 Hun. What’s the hype? I couldn’t even finish it, it was dead! And now I hear there is gonna be a 2 💤

[Calon MacKinnon @CalonMackinnon]

Am I the only one that didn’t get the fuss over Bridgerton?

[Calon MacKinnon @CalonMackinnon]

Anywhere doing sausage dogs on Klarna?

[Lauren-Nicole Mayes @laurennicolema]

2021.

Poetry written by me. Influenced by the 2020 shit show that forced us all to let go.❤️
PS: Happy new year.

[Calon MacKinnon @CalonMackinnon]

Why’s wrapping paper the hardest thing to cart around with you whilst shopping 🤬

[Le Gateau Chocolat @LeGateauChoc]

She is not playing witchu or anybody.

💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻🔥💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻

[MR @MarcusRashford]

I’m signing off with a feeling a pride tonight. The superstars of this nation lie in local communities. Even after taking the biggest hits you have wrapped your arms around your community to catch children as they fell. I really can’t thank you enough, you’re amazing ♥️

[Calon MacKinnon @CalonMackinnon]

So in Wales you can go into Tesco and buy a can of beans, but can’t buy a book? You’re in the shop getting something. What’s the difference!!!?

[Calon MacKinnon @CalonMackinnon]

@BeckyUttley Looks lovely from what I’ve seen so far 👀 so happy for you both 💕

[Calon MacKinnon @CalonMackinnon]

@ASOS_HeretoHelp Hello, I’m missing an item from my order that arrived today.

[Alexandra Haddow @MissAHaddow]

WE’VE ALL ALREADY GOT SECRET SECOND MUGGLE JOBS RISHI YOU PRICK

[Calon MacKinnon @CalonMackinnon]

This time last year I’d just finished travelling the world and was getting ready to start my next well paid performing job. Today I’ve been clicked at and shouted at on a breakfast service @ 8:15am, and then been cleaning hotel rooms. How the times have changed

[Calon MacKinnon @CalonMackinnon]

Everybody that managed to get away this year. Not jealous of you at all ☹️🤥