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@Thillisgone whats the greatest city that I live in?

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interesting how many carolina fans are coping with this fact in the replies

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congrats to the hurricanes on building a team that could defeat the ottawa senators, philadelphia flyers, montreal canadians, and a 95pt vegas golden knights

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@NYRChip23 @StapeNHL You think he’s making it up lol?

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@Danno2430 a hat on a hat

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@Whaler_Cane i said congrats

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congrats to the hurricanes on building a team that could defeat the ottawa senators, philadelphia flyers, montreal canadians, and a 95pt vegas golden knights

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What no one wants to talk about is that if top-3 picks were the correct way to rebuild then TOR, NYI, NYR, NJD, EDM, should have all won at least 3 cups between them over the past 15 years

[High Floor Low Ceiling Middle Six Winger Drill @PassingDrill]

The Carolina Hurricanes become the 16th team in the analytics era to have an original top 3 draft selection on the team.

But the Blues think they can become a contender by competitively retooling and picking 10-20th every draft.

You can't.

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@Rangers9593 @bob_kawa just feels like hindsight though because I remember 75% of the fanbase was very much 'this team isnt nearly good enough to win a cup, its not time to sell the farm'

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@Not40oztotony

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@ScaryJerry69420 @Toaster565725 i dont see any argument, take phonics

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related - banning all bagel sandwiches more complicated than a schmear (only exemption is Lox+)

[Sid Verma @_SidVerma]

Cocktails should be banned at all nyc bars this summer, huge labor bottleneck

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@Toaster565725 @ScaryJerry69420 Drury’s team is 2-0 in playoff series vs Carolina

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@stephencurry93 @PhilKocher so you want the rangers to sell their two star level players so they can draft and develop star level players, sounds good

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The 6th, 9th, 11th and 13th ranked teams in the post-season, this is moneyball

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they also may have had the easiest road to the cup of all time!

[Peter Baugh @Peter_Baugh]

K'Andre Miller is a Stanley Cup champion.

He led Carolina's skaters in ice time these playoffs (around 24 minutes a game), had nine points in 19 games and was +12. What a postseason for the ex-#NYR defenseman.

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Basketball gods just said Donald trump suck ma dick bing bong

[The Weather Channel @weatherchannel]

UFC Freedom 250 is facing a chaotic weather setup on the White House South Lawn, with a 60% chance of thunderstorms, heavy downpours, and wind gusts up to 34 mph threatening to delay the outdoor fights. On top of the storm risk, brutal D.C. humidity is driving a triple-digit heat index alongside massive swarms of mosquitos and gnats that fighters will have to battle inside the cage. While the venue’s massive 92-foot overhang will keep the octagon dry, a single lightning strike within eight miles will trigger an automatic 30-minute freeze on the entire event.

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@PhilKocher give up 2 top 5 players in their position to have a chance at maybe getting lucky in the draft lottery in the next 8 years, not how you build a team

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I fear the rangers may never win again @FitzGSN_

[nikhil @uninsightful]

- knicks 3-1
- biggest finals comeback in nba history
- world cup starts tomorrow

new york may never experience a sports summer like this ever again

vibes are out of control

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Eric Adams in shambles rn